The official (make fun of) Inter thread (16 Viewers)

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Henry

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Sep 30, 2003
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hell, hasn't become traditional for non-Inter-supporting Italians to laugh together at Inter, despite any other differences? I mean, they are a big bloody joke! I wont be able to stop laughing if they go out of the CL in the group stage...
 

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Albertmare

Idea Maker
Mar 24, 2006
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HWIENIAWSKI said:
hell, hasn't become traditional for non-Inter-supporting Italians to laugh together at Inter, despite any other differences? I mean, they are a big bloody joke! I wont be able to stop laughing if they go out of the CL in the group stage...

me too , i'd liked to do that
 

The Arif

Senior Member
Jan 31, 2004
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mark83 said:
I will post in this thread only when I feel it is necessary.

Not every day.

There is no need for that.


then why all this mess? if YOU dont like this thread, you dont have to visit it or post in it.
 

AngelaL

Jinx Minx
Aug 25, 2006
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swag said:
Apparently they were also missing their usual allotment of spies on Domenico Messina. :rolleyes:
domenico messina! He is an interesti: that's why he was cleared in the calciopoli. He has been fixing matches in their favour for years!
 

AngelaL

Jinx Minx
Aug 25, 2006
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HWIENIAWSKI said:
hell, hasn't become traditional for non-Inter-supporting Italians to laugh together at Inter, despite any other differences? I mean, they are a big bloody joke! I wont be able to stop laughing if they go out of the CL in the group stage...
Me too! Forza Moscow - Keep inter at the bottom of the group. I want to hear mancini's pathetic excuses for going out of the CL.:lol:
 

Bisco

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Nov 21, 2005
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Maresca said:
calm down brother.. it is just fun.. Example, if you go to circus, are not you gonna talk about that later?? Inter is just like circus.. Morratti is the monkey, Ibra and materazzi are the giraffes and so on.. let us just make fun and be happy..:D

nicely said bro, thats the best description u can give about intere.:pint: + rep
 

isha00

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Jun 24, 2003
5,114
A new curva slogan I heard tonight :D

Abbiamo un sogno nel cuore,
Tronchetti Provera a San Vittore


"We have a dream in our hearts, Tronchetti Provera in San Vittore*"

*Milano's most important prison

:tup::D
 

Omair

Herticity
Sep 27, 2006
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back to the thread's subject ... make fun of inter :toast: ...

NOW i know y the sansiro's pitch is all messed up .. they got the girraffes eating it ..
 

Meow

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Jun 8, 2003
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Omair said:
back to the thread's subject ... make fun of inter :toast: ...

NOW i know y the sansiro's pitch is all messed up .. they got the girraffes eating it ..

And crapping on it....:D
 

isha00

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Jun 24, 2003
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I've finally understood: they become perdazzurri because of something in the Pinetina's water.

You have to know that in these days the governement has approved the "finanziaria", an economic program for this following year, that includes also taxes. (I don't have time to look for the real translation of that word).

Look what Grosso says about the new taxes on his SUV in today's Corriere.

Fabio Grosso, terzino della nazionale sbotta così: «Adesso tutti i possessori di utilitaria saranno contenti. Non so davvero che cosa gli abbiamo fatto, ma se c'è da pagare, pagherò».
"Now all the owners of city-cars will be happy. I don't understand what we did to them, but if I really have to pay, I will".

Poor thing! He has to pay some taxes!!! (that probably correspond to the 0,000000001% of his wage) :touched:

This means knowing no shame. Doesn't he realize that in the very same city where he lives there are people who had troube in making it to the end of the month with their wages even before the new taxes and now have no idea anymore what they'll do?

This is so Inter-style.
 

ReBeL

The Jackal
Jan 14, 2005
22,871
This man is trying to clean his name of any inter relations after the stupid articles he wrote about Juve in the last months...

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Interesting Article: Inter Heading Down Juve's Road?


If a summer of scandal and match-fixing wasn’t enough to disgust the average calcio fan – now get ready for a new round of accusations and finger-pointing this winter.

Former referee Massimo De Santis, who was banned for four years this past July after he was found guilty of conspiring to fix Serie A games during the 2004-05 season, claimed last week that Inter Milan president Massimo Moratti paid a private firm to spy on him and his wife. The disgraced ref said Inter paid someone to take photographs of him and tap his phone in order to eventually blackmail him. If that wasn’t enough, De Santis said the club also tried to spy on its former temperamental star Christian Vieri by tapping his phone.

Now, Italy’s soccer federation says it will start a probe into De Santis’s claims. In Italy it is illegal to tap a phone without a judge’s permission. So, if the allegations turn out to be true (Moratti has vehemently denied any involvement), then Inter could be charged with violating the laws that govern the federation’s “fair conduct” clause -- an offense that carries a fine, but not a point deduction.

The latest chapter in the ongoing scandal comes on the heels of the biggest match-fixing scandal in the country’s history after Juventus was relegated to Serie B and point deductions were leveled against AC Milan, Fiorentina, Lazio and Reggina. Ironically, Inter Milan was awarded last season’s Scudetto after Juve was stripped of the title when phone conversations revealed that the former club’s general manager, Luciano Moggi, was given a say as to what referees should officiate which league games.

Angry Juve fans now want Inter stripped of the title given to them this summer. Frankly, I can’t blame Juve fans. You would be upset too if your team was stripped of two titles and demoted. Even though Inter has been playing over the past few weeks like they deserve that tiny shield stitched to their jerseys, these new allegations should give league officials some agida.

The Nerazzurri are a very wealthy club, but also one that has had little success over the past 15 years. Inter is notorious for failing to properly evaluate talent (they axed Brazilian defender Roberto Carlos back in 1996) and have the uncanny ability to make bad management decisions (coaches Marcello Lippi, Hector Cuper and Gigi Simoni were all each fired less than 10 games into the season).

While Inter has been playing its best Serie A soccer in years, the fact that it’s 0-2 in the Champions League has given Nerazzurri fans some reason to worry. But amid all the talk that Inter may have been behind a plot to wiretap De Santis and later blackmail him, let’s not lose sight of the excitement currently being generated by Juventus in Serie B. I don’t know if the Old Lady will climb back into Serie A this season, but what I do know is that the Bianconeri have cleaned up their image and are making friends wherever they play in the second division.

There was a time not too long ago when Juve was the team everyone loved to hate. And for good reason: They always seemed to win and always appeared to get some extra help from referees. The wins are still there, but they’re not getting any help from the refs. Alessandro Del Piero, Gianluigi Buffon and the rest of the team aren’t the villains of years past. They mostly resemble a rag-tag group of young players, veterans and a few World Cup winners trying to wipe out a 17-point deduction imposed on them for Moggi’s sins.

For once, Juventus is a club people across Italy – and the world -- are starting to like, dare I say, even root for. I found myself doing just that over the past few weeks. This is a team that has received a great deal of empathy from a great number of people around the world. Seeing Del Piero and Buffon tough it out in the toughest second division on the planet just two months after lifting the World Cup trophy is more than a bit humbling. Del Piero’s and Buffon’s loyalty to the team is unprecedented in modern sports, where money can lure a player anywhere and love for a team only lasts as long as the paychecks keep coming.

Juventus is also a team that is getting respect from its opponents even before the players take to the field. Once on it, Juve has shown that being humbled for a season, or more, may have done it some good as its tries to cleanse its image. Inter could, or could not, need some cleansing of its own. Hopefully, the truth will come out. In the meantime, Juventus seems to be basking in its newfound identity.


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Byrone

Peen Meister
Dec 19, 2005
30,778
Azzurri7 said:
I did a big Mancini today. It felt good.
Well deserved +rep coming as soon as i can broseph.:D


Maresca said:
calm down brother.. it is just fun.. Example, if you go to circus, are not you gonna talk about that later?? Inter is just like circus.. Morratti is the monkey, Ibra and materazzi are the giraffes and so on.. let us just make fun and be happy..:D

Good descripton.:D +rep
 

Meow

Senior Member
Jun 8, 2003
2,377
Mancini has done it again....more entries to our joke book!

Turf defeated us, says Mancio
Tuesday 3 October, 2006

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Roberto Mancini has blamed Sunday’s 1-1 draw at Cagliari on the pitch. “It was terrible,” noted the Inter Coach.

The Nerazzurri were desperate to make up for their Champions League debacle against Bayern Munich, but were unable to defeat the islanders who are still in search of their first win of the season.

“I am pleased with the first half of the match even if we slowed down a bit in the second,” said Mancio.

“However, I am satisfied with the work done in these first few matches and I have nothing to complain about.

“I think the team played well and I was satisfied with the trident experiment for the short time the three strikers stayed on the pitch [before Hernan Crespo’s injury].

But we were affected by the pitch which was in a terrible condition. A few of our moves failed to come off because of the surface,” continued Mancio.

“In any case, this was the type of match we wanted to play – sometimes you succeed, sometimes you don't.

I can understand the tiredness in the second half as we played a tough match on Wednesday and the same goes for the previous game. It has been an intense month.”

The Italian champions have also had to deal with numerous absences recently, due to injuries and suspensions.

This is yet another problem we have had in our last matches, if you don't have the chance to change, injuries can happen when you're playing so often,” he added.

“I said that I was pleased with September, but it’s clear I was only talking about the championship. How can you be pleased if you have no points in your Champions League group?”

Mancini’s boys can now take advantage of the break for the Euro 2008 qualifiers and the tactician hopes that all his men will be fully recovered by the time Serie A restarts in two weeks.

“We hope to have everyone back as that is the most important thing. If we get back our strength and the injured and suspended players I don't think there will be any big problems.”
 
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