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[Post Ironic]

Jehovah’s Witness.

Creepy ass cult.

 

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[ALC]

Jehovah’s Witness.

Creepy ass cult.

Is there such a thing as a non creepy cult?

 

[Post Ironic]

Is there such a thing as a non creepy cult?

No. But for some reason people often gloss over the fact Jehovah’s are a cult.

I know some people who were raised Jehovah and left the religion in their early 20s, and the group makes it mandatory for family and friends still remaining to shun them and cut off all contact.

 

[ALC]

No. But for some reason people often gloss over the fact Jehovah’s are a cult.

I know some people who were raised Jehovah and left the religion in their early 20s, and the group makes it mandatory for family and friends still remaining to shun them and cut off all contact.

That’s ridiculous. Can’t understand how people want to be part of that.

 

[Enron]

That’s ridiculous. Can’t understand how people want to be part of that.

They believe the only hell is on earth and that participating in happy shit like birthdays and holidays is falling to sinful temptation. They pretty much go to church and wait for death.

 

[Post Ironic]

They believe the only hell is on earth and that participating in happy shit like birthdays and holidays is falling to sinful temptation. They pretty much go to church and wait for death.

Satan is in charge of earth according to them, and all governments are under his control, though not all individuals.

They also have the idea that some ~100,000 elect are the only ones who go to heaven and alongside Jesus will rule over the earth after armageddon, where all those who aren't amongst the elect and followed the Jehovah Witness path will be resurrected into immortality.

 

[Enron]

Satan is in charge of earth according to them, and all governments are under his control, though not all individuals.

They also have the idea that some ~100,000 elect are the only ones who go to heaven and alongside Jesus will rule over the earth after armageddon, where all those who aren't amongst the elect and followed the Jehovah Witness path will be resurrected into immortality.

They're a purple drink away from that Jim Jones punchout.

 

[KB824]

24 hours away.............................................................


For the record, The Jehovah's Witness cult killed Prince. But of course they won't admit that.

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No. But for some reason people often gloss over the fact Jehovah’s are a cult.

I know some people who were raised Jehovah and left the religion in their early 20s, and the group makes it mandatory for family and friends still remaining to shun them and cut off all contact.

Sounds like Scientology to me.

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Why can't the Free Agency period start NNNNNOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW..........................................

 

[zizinho]

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[KB824]

D'LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There is still some hope after all

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Lakers have reached out to D'Lo and Patrick Beverly's reps today

 

[zizinho]

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[KB824]

Derrick Rose will be going to the Pistons

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I wonder how quickly he can change that to D'Angelo.

 

[zizinho]

Derrick Rose will be going to the Pistons

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I wonder how quickly he can change that to D'Angelo.

Beverley next to DLo would be a fap worthy signing, our perimeter defense is bellow zero.

Still, gimme Kawhi!!!! I need him in my life so bad (no homo)

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Mirotic to Barcelona. Why, just why!?

 

[KB824]

Beverley next to DLo would be a fap worthy signing, our perimeter defense is bellow zero.

Still, gimme Kawhi!!!! I need him in my life so bad (no homo)

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Mirotic to Barcelona. Why, just why!?

We don't need Kawhi as much as we need D'Lo and Beverly. I know that sounds absolutely ridiculous, but it's the truth.

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Lakers have now set up a meeting with Jimmy Butler

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With the chatter now being that he would accept less than the max to join the Lakers.

 

[Enron]

Kemba to the Celtics. Boston gonna be relevant next season. Tatum, Brown, Walker, and if Hayward can keep up the progress he made at the end of the season.

Rockers have a meeting with Butler. At the point I would rather see us run it back with the same squad and maybe trade Capella if we actually do think he doesn’t fit the offense long term.

 

[KB824]

And.......................................................they have reached out to the reps for Seth Curry. He would be so perfect as a 3 point threat for this team

 

[zizinho]

If you trust this guy, get ready for Kawhi on the Lakers

 

[ALC]

Is he like AC’s sources?

 

[zizinho]

Is he like AC’s sources?

If you go through his twitter hes Lebrons friend apparently, broke the James back to Cleveland and James to Lakers stories. Hes been hinting at Kawhi to Lakers for a while now

 

[MikeM]

Horford is going to the 76ers according to my guru sources. Doesn't seem like a good fit though.