The Mod Thread ("because for some reason,you think we actually care") (10 Viewers)

[GordoDeCentral]

something out of seinfeld

 

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[Seven]

Realistically speaking though you would probably settle, Burke.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

 

[Bjerknes]

Obviously I'm not planning on doing so, but if he would continue to use my image for many months without me approving, I don't see why I shouldn't.

So what court would you take this to?

Burke, this reminds me of Plushdick calling the State College Police on you after leaving that "tell me how my ass tastes" voicemail.

 

[The Curr]

WHO CARES?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Obviously you are, you, once again, didn't get it.



Obviously I'm not planning on doing so, but if he would continue to use my image for many months without me approving, I don't see why I shouldn't.

No, you are. Especially since you've probably never bought a house. It is impossible to sell one's house through forged documents.

 

[Seven]

No, you are. Especially since you've probably never bought a house. It is impossible to sell one's house through forged documents.

OF COURSE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SELL PROPERTY THROUGH FORGED DOCUMENTS

Jesus Christ, Burke, what the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[Seven]

So what court would you take this to?

Burke, this reminds me of Plushdick calling the State College Police on you after leaving that "tell me how my ass tastes" voicemail.

That's the biggest problem obviously. That's for private international law to decide.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Realistically speaking though you would probably settle, Burke.

Realistically, I'd probably just kill you.

So what court would you take this to?

Burke, this reminds me of Plushdick calling the State College Police on you after leaving that "tell me how my ass tastes" voicemail.

Calls his local police when I'm 300 miles away.

 

[Bjerknes]

No, you are. Especially since you've probably never bought a house. It is impossible to sell one's house through forged documents.

*Moving van pulls up*

Hey dad, there's a moving van outside.

What the fuck is that, Mike.

*Knock knock*

What's going on here?

Well, we have come to move in. I just received the papers from a certain Donald Michael Burke. He agreed to sell his house as per this contract right here.




SEVEN, IS THAT YOU???

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

OF COURSE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SELL PROPERTY THROUGH FORGED DOCUMENTS

Jesus Christ, Burke, what the fuck is wrong with you?

THEN WHY DID YOU SAY THAT, FACKER!

 

[Seven]

Calls his local police when I'm 300 miles away.

300 miles?

And calling my local police would not be a problem by the way. They'd refer me to a lawyer, the lawyer would do some research or would go straight to court and the court would rule which court should handle the case. It's all pretty easy. It's not because you're in another country that you get away with things.

How is it that you are this ignorant about these things?

 

[Azzurri7]

Calls his local police when I'm 300 miles away.

 

[Seven]

THEN WHY DID YOU SAY THAT, FACKER!

Because Andy said you could forge a consent form and that it would be just as good.

 

[Seven]

It happens all the time actually.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That's the biggest problem obviously. That's for private international law to decide.

They would probably just reject your claim.

*Moving van pulls up*

Hey dad, there's a moving van outside.

What the fuck is that, Mike.

*Knock knock*

What's going on here?

Well, we have come to move in. I just received the papers from a certain Donald Michael Burke. He agreed to sell his house as per this contract right here.




SEVEN, IS THAT YOU???

Go downstairs, come back up, BUCKA BUCKA.

Belgium and now YOU don't exist, mother fucker.

 

[Bjerknes]

Because Andy said you could forge a consent form and that it would be just as good.

It could be, as you said, if you don't find out.

 

[Seven]

They would probably just reject your claim.

Actually it would probably be taken very seriously. Especially because this kind of thing is quite new.

 

[Seven]

It could be, as you said, if you don't find out.

Same goes for the house. It's not an argument.

 

[Azzurri7]

It happens all the time actually.

Probably. But it's funny don't you think?