Honestly, the last weekend a Chelsea fan friend of mine. Pretty

hardcore

he is. Anyway, as usual we're discussing football and stuff. He suddenly turned and said, "dude, I can't say I know how you feel but you definitely feel bad, how about joining us to cheer for Chelsea. I'm creating a Chelsea Army where we can fight all the ManUtd and Barca fans"
I looked at him and said "too late, I'm married to Juve and can't have a mistress not even a whore"