Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21 (125 Viewers)

[Kopanja]

Lol, moron on reddit cries about TuZ lust for handsome players. I bet he is ugly as hell.

 

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[Bianconero81]

That'll be the thing that pushes @Bianconero81 over the edge

Absofuckinlutely, and it should piss off a lot of people who actually give a fuck and love this club.

 

[Lapa]

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@Mark @Lion we got haters brehs

We need a gay thread! A gay thread with dick pics!

 

[Lapa]

Absofuckinlutely, and it should piss off a lot of people who actually give a fuck and love this club.

The most ugly and hateable players, the most ugly logo and the most ugly shirts. What's there not to like?

 

[Lion]

@Mark @Lion we got haters brehs

u know u made it when they be hating on you.

i never expected my thread to be object of attention. thank you everyone who contributed to it (except kyle. he never appreciated handsomeness)

@Post Ironic

 

[piotrr]

We need a gay thread!

https://www.juventuz.com/threads/the-gay-lover-thread-share-your-experiences.43085/
https://www.juventuz.com/threads/federico-bernardeschi.43178/page-312

 

[GiocataGrande]

@Mark @Lion we got haters brehs

LOOOOOL Pretty accurate, love it

 

[DAiDEViL]

Lol, moron on reddit cries about TuZ lust for handsome players. I bet he is ugly as hell.

They no understand just how important it is to keep the squad handsome.

 

[ByzantineUSA]

Good ,we buy Americans now buy Byzantines too and i will so hard that i ll come at Bianconero8something's face

 

[Kopanja]

They no understand just how important it is to keep the squad handsome.

It's reddit. I think it's mostly Americans there, so they guy possibly thinks that you can't see football players faces because of the helmets.

 

[Orgut]

@Mark @Lion we got haters brehs

Wow.. Someone took things too seriously..
and its funny to compare the whole Ronaldo Messi situation as Ronaldo was strongly linked even if out of the blue.
Messi is basically linked because what he has done. Man City should open a thread.

As for Mark - I think his calmas are spot on.

and last about the looks of footballers - No one really care about it.. Even if Im not one of those who talked about beauty, I didnt really think anyone would take this seriously..
Probably someone with some homophobic issues..

Anyway - He can enjoy his new buddies there but seriously I think this forum is great.

 

[Kopanja]

Orgutsplaining

 

[GiocataGrande]

Wow.. Someone took things too seriously..
and its funny to compare the whole Ronaldo Messi situation as Ronaldo was strongly linked even if out of the blue.
Messi is basically linked because what he has done. Man City should open a thread.

As for Mark - I think his calmas are spot on.

and last about the looks of footballers - No one really care about it.. Even if Im not one of those who talked about beauty, I didnt really think anyone would take this seriously..
Probably someone with some homophobic issues..

Anyway - He can enjoy his new buddies there but seriously I think this forum is great.

No offence, but i think you took that post too seriously too. The poster is just a sad loser because he cant bask in the glory that is Tuz. Haters gonna hate

 

[U Picciriddu]

Gazzetta saying that Suarez wants a buonuscita from Barca. What a big red flag. So he can come for free, get 10m a year and still wants the money from his last year even though he can sign here. Greedy as fuck. We’ll be stuck in the same situation in 2022.

 

[LiquidPLP]

Gazzetta saying that Suarez wants a buonuscita from Barca. What a big red flag. So he can come for free, get 10m a year and still wants the money from his last year even though he can sign here. Greedy as fuck. We’ll be stuck in the same situation in 2022.

This is our own Higuain, the very same situation.

 

[Juventinoo]

the mercato is soo crazy

 

[Amer]

 

[Snobist]

I expect sacrifices to be made because some of the players that are supposed to be sold, wont be sold for the reasons we all know. I expect Juve to let Dybala go, sad truth. Hope to be wrong.
https://www.football-italia.net/157977/report-dybala-surprised-lack-progress-juventus

 

[Osman]

@Mark @Lion we got haters brehs

 

[GarfielD]

According to @fabriziorom and @tuttosport the first target for Juventus remains Edin Dzeko.