Stefano Sturaro (27 Viewers)

[Badass J Elkann]

A fraud. I've never seen a more technically inept player... Seriously I hope we stop buying shit from Genoa

 

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[Bianconero_Aus]

Should just be used to taunt opposition fans with his sick verbal put-downs. #CyberWarriorStu

 

[campionesidd]

Cannot believe he still wears the black and white jersey. An utter disgrace. Have to go back years to find his last decent performance.

 

[Kopanja]

El Mago

 

[pitbull]

He has the right attitude, but that's about it, not much else, hopefully I'll never have to witness him at RB again.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

El Mago

How this guy manages to make a very good living masquerading as a footballer is a mystery. And he should be commended for it. He is actually stealing a living...while us suckers work 9-5, this guy is leaving the dream on little discernible talent. Kudos to him.

 

[tosh_rose]

He`s literally THE only player in our current set-up that is nowhere near good enough to deserve a place in Juve roster. He was tried as a CM, he was tried as a LW, he was tried as a RB, all over the football field and nothing works, he will be remembered with that heroic thing he did vs Real M at the semis in 2015 and the goal vs Bayern a year later. Thats all, everything else that he did was from not good enough to disappointing to just awful.

Sorry, but he needs to go, dont ask money for him, he`s not really worth much anyway. Replace him with dont care who, even the 12year old that he insulted on twiter works for me...

 

[pitbull]

He's a decent CM, would start for at least half of Serie A sides in the middle of the park. He just has nothing to offer to a team like Juve, not good enough. Looks like we might stay with the 3 man midfield formation, so this guy is a necessary back-up option until the end of season, but afterwards we should let him go to a team of his true level.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

How this guy manages to make a very good living masquerading as a footballer is a mystery. And he should be commended for it. He is actually stealing a living...while us suckers work 9-5, this guy is leaving the dream on little discernible talent. Kudos to him.

There’s a story about this Brazilian dude who made a living as a footballer without playing a single match. He went from big club to big club and even to Europe and when it was time to debut something would always come up, injury or smtg. He fooled everyone for so many years

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Here: https://amp.theguardian.com/footbal...ry-of-carlos-kaiser-footballs-greatest-conman

 

[Hust]

Subbed at HT in a Coppa game by our worst RB.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Subbed at HT in a Coppa game by our worst RB.

never mind being our worst RB, he's our worst player fullstop

anyone got a GIF of his pathetic attempt to intercept a cross with his head only to fail on an epic scale?

 

[Hust]

Gets a rare start and that’s how he repays the coach lol

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Lets hope the scouts of interested parties didn't watch the game last night

 

[Gagi]

interested parties

 

[Fint]

Useful as tits on a fish

 

[zizinho]

The only player I know that can play every position equally good.

 

[Hydde]

Subbed at HT in a Coppa game by our worst RB.

Sums it up pretty much.

Even a near retirement licht , in other words, a licht who is maybe 1/3 of his best.... Is still more reliable than sturaro.

Sturaro needs to leave juve asap. He is maybe a midtable team material, and i say maybe because he is very bad.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Useful as tits on a fish

Useful as a cock flavored lollipop

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Should just be used to taunt opposition fans with his sick verbal put-downs. #CyberWarriorStu

He can bang their moms pregame to demoralize

 

[Van Helsing]

no potential, extremely limited.

Serie C material, sell!

 

[DAiDEViL]

Useful as a cock flavored lollipop

I would be shocked if you could not buy lollipops like that in Japan.