Show me your pets!! (11 Viewers)

[Marc]

Just after Mark83 masturbated to it.

Jealous?

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Um, no, he isn't.

I'm on the phone with him now, I'm going to respond verbatim what he tells me:

"Yea, I'm jealous you masturbate to cats. OHHHHH GOD! I can't get it up for cats, I'm not a real man."

That is really what Andy said on the phone.

 

[Marc]

Why can´t he say that by himself? He thinks he is so funny but he knows that you are the one with the sense of humour.

 

[HelterSkelter]

Animals make me sick.I wont have a pet even if i got paid for it.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Why can´t he say that by himself? He thinks he is so funny but he knows that you are the one with the sense of humour.

Well thanks, and I don't know why, I was just on the phone with him at the time and that was what he said, I thought it was funny.

Animals make me sick.I wont have a pet even if i got paid for it.

LOL Do you eat them though?

 

[HelterSkelter]

Chicken only.But thats a bird obviously.

 

[Meow]

Chicken only.But thats a bird obviously.

And birds.....are animals...

Obviously.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yea, it's a flightless bird as well, so it's not really even a bird.

But no matter if it is a fucken rodent.....it's still an animal.

 

[HelterSkelter]

I always thought animals were seperate from birds

 

[Meow]

I always thought animals were seperate from birds

Actually, human beings are animals too...

Hope hot gals don't make you sick....

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I always thought animals were seperate from birds

Nah, animal just means living creature.

But birds are separate from reptiles, amphibians, and mammals.

 

[The Arif]

Actually, human beings are animals too...

Ahh, that explains Gattuso's face then.

 

[AngelaL]

Ahh, that explains Gattuso's face then.

 

[Midzata®]

Gatuso is a proof that man evolved from monkey!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

YOu jokers.....

 

[Bjerknes]

Why can´t he say that by himself?

I did say it by myself... on the phone with my best friend, genius.

 

[Bozi]

heres a couple of pics of my big blacka nd brown baby boy. his name is diesel and he is the biggest Doberman i have ever seen, he dwarfs the other dobie in the street

EDIT**added better pics

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Man, you are lyin', look at that flippin' date on the second pic, that dog isn't even alive yet, and I knew there was something up with that clothes washer in your kitchen.

 

[Bozi]

Man, you are lyin', look at that flippin' date on the second pic, that dog isn't even alive yet, and I knew there was something up with that clothes washer in your kitchen.

aye thats what happens when you let your GF programme the digital camera date function, half my Munchen pictures were spoiled. i didnt have on my glasses and didnt notice till later.

however what you think of my wee dog?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Looks like a killa.