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As much as I dislike certain things here I have to admit that Americans are very hard working. The persuit of the mighty dollar never stops here. If you're a doctor, engineer, lawyer, etc. i.e. you have a good paying job you're going to be working 24hrs pretty much. If you have a minimum wage job then you're going to have at least two or three jobs in order to make ends meet. Anything short of that and you simply can't survive in a country that doesn't provide shit for you (i.e. free health care, free education, etc. etc.)

People love to make money here! They're willing to neglect the lives of their children, they're willing to sacrifice holidays, they're willing to drive miles and miles and miles and miles to work, they're willing to take a gazillion amounts of medicine to fight off the side-effects of the life they lead; whether it be stress, anxiety, nausea, insomnia, you name it.

So what are they lazy about? Things like not exercising (there's no time for it), not walking/biking to the grocery store, eating junk food instead of cooking (there's no time for it), and I can go on.

This is the laziest hard-working nation in the world. End of story.
 

Vinman

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Jul 16, 2002
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That means I was right. Because there is no difference between an American and a Belgian by birth, yet the American seems to be lazier as he gets older. That means the difference is located somewhere in society. If this is so, it's harder for an American to be educated, as he will be struggling with a society that looks to make him lazy.
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Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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Belgium Doesn't Exist!"
or "Land of Sprouts and Chocolate, I Think Not."
(or "België bestaat helemaal niet / La Belgique n'existe pas" for our imaginary friends) or too long we have been told lies.



Postal Propaganda: Belgian "Super-man" squints hard to see his non-existent country. No such luck, Baudy.

The existence of the supposed European country of Belgium has been taken as gospel for years by members of the Liberati. It has long been held up as a shining example of Liberal philosophies in action. However, now is the time the truth be known. Belgium doesn't exist.

Belgium is, and has always been, a leftist ruse; a device applied to propagate the Liberal agenda throughout the world. Hijacking a real country for this use would be difficult at best; the people living there wouldn't stand for it (i.e. the fall of communism.) Thus the idea to invent an imaginary country, insert it into the global consciousness through the perversion of history, and use it as a tool of manipulation was born.


A typical Belgian building... or so we're told.

Using the assumed voice of a nation, the Elite Left seeks to insinuate itself into world discussions, quietly changing the topic of conversations with a casual remark here, a whisper there. Need proof? The fictitious country was a founding member of the European Community (which is, as you should be aware, step one in the march to the One World Government,) most of who's governing institutions are supposedly based in Brussels. As are the headquarters of the Customs Cooperations Council (an Orwellian name if I ever heard one,) and other international bodies, unimportant and seemingly harmless now, that will have unaccountable jurisdiction to pass regulations and levy tariffs (read "taxation without representation") over any future global citizens.

The Elite Left have been hard at work dissimulating our reality. Through the deft use of relativism and red herrings like political correctness, they have been able to slip Belgium into history and geography without anyone noticing. The cleverness of this is almost laudable. Belgium history was designed with just enough territorial skirmishes, political struggles, and colonialism to make it blend in with the rest of Europe. That, combined with the co-opting of French and German historical figures and events creates an alternate history that meshes with the real one. Where does the contrivances stop and reality begin? What's more, under the auspices of the Liberal controlled Department of Education, our children are being forced to believe in these lies. History has been revised so many times that it's no wonder public schools want more money; they keep having to buy new history books!

http://zapatopi.net/belgium/sprouts.gifBrussels sprouts: was your mother part of the conspiracy?

Not only would the Left have us believe in the existence of Belgium, they would have us think their illusory nation is a Shangri-La. Typical of the Liberal Media, we have been inundated with pro-Belgium propaganda: Belgians' alleged superiority in the art of chocolate making; the reputed nutritional value of "Brussels sprouts"; how all quality diamonds can only be acquired through dealers in the mythical city of Antwerp; How french fries are actually a Belgian invention; and the "superior" martial artistry of Jean Claude Van Damme, the "Muscles from Brussels". Furthermore, Mystery! on PBS (need I say more?) regularly depicts Belgians -- such as Agatha Christie's "Hercule Poirot" -- as personable sleuths who always outsmart non-Belgians and uncover pro-Belgium versions of "The Truth."

I can hear the Left now: "But how could the existence of an entire country, albeit a small one, be a hoax?" Radical art types will, of course, ramble on and on about Rubens, Van Dyck, and other assumed Belgian artists that they learned about in their "Liberal Education" (read Liberal Indoctrination.) Public school teachers would point out that if it weren't for Belgium, there would be a blank spot between France and Netherlands on our maps, forgetting that the data for our maps came from the CIA-controlled spy-satellites. Some aging hippies may even claim to have bought drugs there, but of what value are the delusions of a stoned counter-culturalist. They will all vehemently disagree with you if you DARE doubt the existence of Belgium. They actually believe in it.

The answer to how the sham of Belgium's existence could be pulled off is simple: we weren't vigilant enough. We let them gain the power over us needed to distort reality to fit their fiendish plans. But it's not too late. The truth can still be made known.

_____________________________________________

Belgian" Citizens: Who Are They Really?
The Shocking Truth Finally Exposed On The Internet!

You may now be asking yourself: "If Belgium doesn't exist, then who are all these people claiming to be Belgians?" Or, perhaps the question is more personal: "If Belgium doesn't exist, does that mean that I am not really a Belgian? What am I?" The answer to these questions is disturbing and may be difficult for those who have been indoctrinated into the Belgian lie to hear, yet it needs to be told.


Belgian Citizen Pods beneath Euro-Disneyland.



How "Belgians" are programmed to view themselves (left) while in their citizen pods and how they really look (right, taken during recent extraction mission by French operatives. Liberated subject initially did not take well to hearing the TRUTH, but has since been deprogrammed and is living a normal life as a barista in Seattle.)

"Belgian" citizens are actually innocent (for the most part) people (for the most part) that have been kidnapped by the New World Order's Belgian Conspiracy division and brainwashed using psychotronic mind control, psychotropically enhanced beer, and neurolinguistic programming into believing that they are Belgians. All memories of their past lives have been repressed -- replaced with implanted false memories of superior Belgian lives. Some of these Born Again Belgians are given cosmetic surgery and released back into the world population to spread propaganda about the existence of Belgium. The rest are taken to a large, underground complex beneath Euro-Disneyland where they are hooked up to a full-immersion VR computer network (known lovingly to the NWO as the "Brussels Beast") that interfaces directly with their brains' sensory centers to make them believe they are living their lives in Belgium (or the Belgium Simulation, as it is referred to by NWO memeticians).

(Not everyone that the Belgian Conspiracy kidnaps ends up re-educated or enslaved. Tourists, business travelers, and other visitors are allowed to "come" to the "country" in order to "witness" its "existence." In reality, these people are waylaid at the common borders of Germany, France, the Netherlands, and Luxembourg and taken to NWO branch facilities where they have false memories of vast sprout fields and chocolate factory tours implanted. All flights claiming to be destined for Belgium in fact land at a secret NWO airfield in Luxembourg after their passengers have been sleep-gassed. Also, windows in planes flying over the area Belgium should be have been replaced with ultradefinition plasma screens to further the illusion.) While many are caught, other escape, such as Seven.

"Belgian" citizens are sad, deluded victims of a vast conspiracy -- little pewter schnauzers and top hats doomed to live out play-lives as they loop endlessly 'round the Monopoly board of false places that is the Belgium Simulation. While they are helping evil forces by perpetuating the belief that Belgium is real (and by writing annoying pro-Belgium emails to messengers of the TRUTH such as myself) they are not doing so of their own free will. They need our help. And although their programming causes them to react violently to these uncomfortable truths, they can be helped.

_______________________


Examples of Belgian Propaganda
Their insidious lies have spread everywhere...
In A Throne in Brussels: Britain, the Saxe-Coburgs and the Belgianisation of Europe, Paul Belien argues that the imaginary country of Belgium will be reified in the European Union, thus creating an actual, continent-wide Belgium.
"Belgium Rules The World" - All humans are subject to Belgian courts, says this "Belgian".
July 21, Belgian National Holiday - A day set aside by the NWO for all its brainwashed "Belgians" to go forth and pester those of us who live in real countries.
Pro-Belgian militants routinely harass the good people at the Official French Fries Pages over the non-issue of french fry origins, which they claim are a Belgian invention. [UPDATE: The Official French Fries site is now back online at a new domain after a 6-year hiatus.]
Is Belgium a "country for connoisseurs" or "Europe in a nutshell"? Is it really impossible to find chocolate as good as theirs? These propagandists would have you think so.
According to that nest of pro-Belgian extremists, The Internet Movie Database, the great actress Audrey Hepburn was actually Belgian and her true name is Edda Kathleen van Heemstra Hepburn-Ruston! NOTE: this has been revised to read "Andrey Kathleen Ruston" obviously in an attempt to make their revisionist renaming sound less ridiculous.
Cartoon boy Belgium-supremicist Tin Tin has taught European children to feel inadequate for not being adventurous, globetrotting Belgians for almost three quarters of a century. Tin Tin's first adventure? Why, visiting the Soviet Union of course (Kuifje in de Sovjetunie, 1929).
In a similar vein to Tin Tin, the Smurfs - created by a "Belgian" named Peyo - are really a vehicle to indoctrinate extreme leftist propaganda in our children. See for instance:
Smurf's Communist Leanings
Socio-political Smurfs
Papa Smurf is a Communist (Original was removed by the Conspiracy, link goes to Archive.org version)
S.M.U.R.F.: Socialist Men Under a Red Father
According to CNN, Dr. Richard Wiseman of the British LaughLab has conducted research into which jokes are considered most humourous in different countries. To do this, he used a website that asked visitors to both submit and rate jokes. "Belgians" (accessing the Web from their Citizen Pods) rated the following "joke" as the most funny:
Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
If you find this memetically potent koan funny, you may be in the process of being turned into a Belgian via NWO psychotronic mind control. Please protect yourself immediately!

 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,318
Vin, that's what E and Greg said. I was merely following their logic. I find it very annoying that people aren't reading the entire discussion. I wasn't the one saying Americans are lazy for the last (edit) time.

Andy, that's moronic. And if you had any brains whatsoever, you would know that this really, really isn't the time to come up with a joke like that. Follow the news, you bad man (edit).
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,318
No, I'm not. And the joke only shows how little Americans know about the world around them. Because if they would know a wee bit more, they would realise that the whole joke isn't so funny today.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,318
Don't worry, Andries. Some day a kind gentleman will deprogram you, just like the author of the previous piece, Gilbert Witsel.
You have absolutely no idea about what is going on in Belgium right now, do you? And don't google it you moron.

As a matter of fact, that's it. I've had it with this American nationalistic nonsensical ignorance. This forum has become way too americanised for my flavour and the political views of so many members are simply retarded. Even the so called wise men aren't able to look past the American system of doing things and being unable to do so they have even accepted some of the atrocities Americans left Europe for in the first place.
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
As much as I dislike certain things here I have to admit that Americans are very hard working. The persuit of the mighty dollar never stops here. If you're a doctor, engineer, lawyer, etc. i.e. you have a good paying job you're going to be working 24hrs pretty much. If you have a minimum wage job then you're going to have at least two or three jobs in order to make ends meet. Anything short of that and you simply can't survive in a country that doesn't provide shit for you (i.e. free health care, free education, etc. etc.)

People love to make money here! They're willing to neglect the lives of their children, they're willing to sacrifice holidays, they're willing to drive miles and miles and miles and miles to work, they're willing to take a gazillion amounts of medicine to fight off the side-effects of the life they lead; whether it be stress, anxiety, nausea, insomnia, you name it.

So what are they lazy about? Things like not exercising (there's no time for it), not walking/biking to the grocery store, eating junk food instead of cooking (there's no time for it), and I can go on.

This is the laziest hard-working nation in the world. End of story.
In terms of the rest of the world, we work the most.

Here students get jobs in the summer while university students in Italy and other countries lounge around and don't work unless it is necessary to live. (FACT, I got that from Nick, who's lived more of his life in Italy than half of the forum's combined lives.)

In many European countries, one starts off with 4 weeks of vacation, in the US you get 2, if you are lucky, and normally one has to work a full year of 40 hours a week prior to those 2 weeks of vacation kicking in.

So for anyone to say Americans are lazy, when speaking of working, has no idea what they are talking about.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,318
In terms of the rest of the world, we work the most.

Here students get jobs in the summer while university students in Italy and other countries lounge around and don't work unless it is necessary to live. (FACT, I got that from Nick, who's lived more of his life in Italy than half of the forum's combined lives.)

In many European countries, one starts off with 4 weeks of vacation, in the US you get 2, if you are lucky, and normally one has to work a full year of 40 hours a week prior to those 2 weeks of vacation kicking in.

So for anyone to say Americans are lazy, when speaking of working, has no idea what they are talking about.
First off, students in Europe do get summer jobs. And they use it to live. Some of them have rich parents though and the social system gives them money to be students. I have lived just as much in Europe as Nick and I have been a student in Italy so I pretty much know what Italian students do, thank you very much.

Oh, and E and Greg said Americans were lazy. Not me. Idiot.
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
No, I'm not. And the joke only shows how little Americans know about the world around them. Because if they would know a wee bit more, they would realise that the whole joke isn't so funny today.
Dude, you are just mad you are getting owned.
You have absolutely no idea about what is going on in Belgium right now, do you? And don't google it you moron.

As a matter of fact, that's it. I've had it with this American nationalistic nonsensical ignorance. This forum has become way too americanised for my flavour and the political views of so many members are simply retarded. Even the so called wise men aren't able to look past the American system of doing things and being unable to do so they have even accepted some of the atrocities Americans left Europe for in the first place.
What???
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,318
It must be pretty cool to be deprogramed. Must resemble being cured of 4th stage lung cancer.
Dear god. You know so little of the outside world it actually scares me. You do realise that Belgium is on the verge of being split in two countries do you? You do realise that for over a year there has been a political crisis in my country? Or are you really that stupid?
 

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