Greetings Kangie @Bianconero_Aus, unfortunately, I do not intend to shave my hair off as I simple do not look good with a bald head. I once tried having a crew cut but people kept mistaking me for Jason Statham, minus the giant muscles. Talking about giant muscles, I am pretty sure you have a lot of them around your mouth. I have just received a warning from Juventuz due to my use of obscene words. Therefore, I am unable to talk more about your giant oral muscles (which makes Moratti smiles) as it may be mistaken for an insult again.
Regarding me 'droning on about' making love to mexes and shaving my head, I think you got it wrong. I have always asked people to get mexes's haircut and then take a picture. As simple as that. I have to say I am rather shocked that you mistook it for something so erotic and kinky. Luckily, I did some reading up on online before getting pissed at you. In the BBC World health website, under the 'Mentally Unstable Boys' section, it says that there is an illness called 'Goatse Syndrome' where young boys are unable to decide whether they are straight or gay. One of the symptoms include reading a piece of innocent information and yet deciphering it as something homosexually erotic, such as making love to mexes. As such, I fully understand your confusion. Do not worry, I will not judge you. I have some gay friends too and I have full respect for them. I once asked them if they have ever thought about making love to Mexes, to which they replied 'Just because you are straight, do you want to make love to Rebel Wilson?"
Seeing that you have a profound love for mexes and actually hallucinate about the term 'Make love to mexes", I will surely defend mexes for you next time my gay friends bad mouth about him. However, I am pretty sure they will retort "Rebel Wilson will probably wanna make love to another Rebel Wilson".
Regards,
Your friend,
Sgjuveboy