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Slagathor

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From the episode where we hear about the holiday "Festivus", invented by George's parents.

Love when they celebrate it and completely humiliate George :howler:

Quote:

"So what will you wear now? Real shame you gave me the other one as well!"
 
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Martin

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    The one with the Festivus naturally. George gave his boss a Christmas card saying "a donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund", which of course he made up. When Kruger found out the fund was bogus, George was forced to explain why he gave him a fake Christmas card and invited him to the Costanza's Festivus.

    "I never figured you for a squealer"
    "Oh he sang like a canary"

    EDIT: Damn you, Erik :(
     

    IncuboRossonero

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    Quick "top of my head" QUIZ:

    1) Name the character who is Kramer's friend BUT that we never see on the show.

    2) What are the names of the: dentist, the guy they pitch in to buy a big screen TV and the actress who fell for George.

    3) Who wore a "CAPE"??

    ok back to the quote: "Now I'm DRIVING THE BUS."
     
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    ++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
    Quick "top of my head" QUIZ:

    1) Name the character who is Kramer's friend BUT that we never see on the show.

    2) What are the names of the: dentist, the guy they pitch in to buy a big screen TV and the actress who fell for George.

    3) Who wore a "CAPE"??

    ok back to the quote: "Now I'm DRIVING THE BUS."
    1. Lomez. Also Bob Sachamano (zpellign?)

    2. can't remember, the Drake, Marissa Tomei

    3. Frank Costanza's lawyer
     

    Torkel

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    Jul 12, 2002
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    ++ [ originally posted by Matto ] ++
    Quote:
    "So what will you wear now? Real shame you gave me the other one as well!"
    The one where Jerry buys a new, freakishly expensive jacket and gives his old leather jacket to Kramer?

    And I belive it's spelled Saccamano, at least that's what the subtitles say I think.
     

    Slagathor

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    Yes, that's the one! Jerry's suède jacket gets ruined by snow (courtesy of Elaine's father) and he gives it to Kramer, but he has already given his old leather jacket to him as well.
     

    The Pado

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    ++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
    ok back to the quote: "Now I'm DRIVING THE BUS."
    The funniest moment in television history, IMO.

    Kramer tells the hair raising tale of how he scooped up the severed little toe of a woman that Jerry heckled in her office. She ran out into the street where a Street Sweeper machine severed her toe. Kramer picked up the toe and packed into a Cracker Jack box with ice and hopped on the city bus.
     

    gray

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    Bah this is unfair, you guys all play while i'm asleep :fero:

    Who is George talking about?

    "He's a sports writer for the daily news. I find him very insightful..."



    ++ [ originally posted by Matto ] ++
    Yes, that's the one! Jerry's suède jacket gets ruined by snow (courtesy of Elaine's father) and he gives it to Kramer, but he has already given his old leather jacket to him as well.
    :LOL: u gotta love the inner lining of that jacket.
     

    The Pado

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    ++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++
    Bah this is unfair, you guys all play while i'm asleep :fero:

    Who is George talking about?

    "He's a sports writer for the daily news. I find him very insightful..."





    :LOL: u gotta love the inner lining of that jacket.
    Mike Lupica
     

    gray

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    ++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
    "I come home and find my son treating his body like an amusement park."
    George's mother, the Glamour magazine!

    "Why, George, why?!"
    "Because it's there!"

    I loved that episode! So many good moments!

    They're sitting in the restaurant, and there's a naked woman across the street.

    Kramer: "I'm out!"
     

    IncuboRossonero

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    NAME THE EPISODES:

    1. "Well, perhaps when she's released from the burn center she'll see things more clearly."

    - Jerry

    2. "VANDALEE ... SAY VANDALEE INDUSTRIES!"

    3. "You saying....you want a piece of me?"

    4. "I simply want a sock that will STAY UP!"

    5. "your a bad man...a very bad man"
     
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    1. "Well, perhaps when she's released from the burn center she'll see things more clearly."

    Aye, can't quite place this one...

    2. "VANDALEE ... SAY VANDALEE INDUSTRIES!"

    Vandalay is George's pretend employer where he attended an interview for a job as a latex salesman. It's also his pretend name as an architect.

    3. "You saying....you want a piece of me?"

    "I'll drop you like a bag of potatoes" ;) Elaine takes on Frank Costanza's challenge. George was arrested for bootlegging.

    4. "I simply want a sock that will STAY UP!"

    Classic. Mr. Pitt wants new socks, Elaine gets about 12 pair but none are to his satisfaction.

    5. "your a bad man...a very bad man"

    Babou Bat when Jerry fails to forward Babou's immigration renewal application to him and Babou gets deported
     

    gray

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    ++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
    1. "Well, perhaps when she's released from the burn center she'll see things more clearly."
    Ahhh that was George!

    The fire at the birthday party that Eric the clown put out with his shoe :D
     

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