Seinfeld quotes (14 Viewers)

[The Pado]

"I'm aware" - does this come from the episode where George is trying to get his picture out of the background of a Fruger family photo? People keep looking at the photo and saying to George, "You have lost a lot of hair." To which George responds, "I'm aware."

"That's gold, Jerry. Gold!" comes from Bania. Jerry writes a couple jokes for that terrible comic Kenny Bania.

 

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[Slagathor]

Yes, that's right! Love the way they keep confronting George with his baldness

 

[The Pado]

Easy one:
"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

 

[ebraheej]

Is it the one when kramer acts in a woody allen movie and tries to memorize these lines....

 

[gray]

that's right It's also the one where Jerry's car gets stolen and Elaine's grandpa boyfriend has a heart attack or something when she tries to break up with him That one's vivid

 

[IncuboRossonero]

"I'm the WHIZ"

 

[The Pado]

Oh! I was going to do the Wiz. Elaine dates a guy and later finds out that he stars in an obnoxious television ad. "I'm the Wiz, and nobody beats me"

 

[The Pado]

"I'm all over you, like stink on a monkey."

 

[gray]

Ahh how can i forget this one! It's the one where Kramer and Newman are delivering bottles and cans, and they see Jerry's car which got stolen. They get JFK's golf clubs thrown at them and need to drop weight. Dropping the sacks of bottles and stuff in the back does nothing, so Kramer kicks Newman out.

 

[The Pado]

Gray, you were all over that episode like stink on a monkey! Very good. That one was a classic.

 

[gray]

:thumb:

"Now, I'm aware that my own physical dimensions are perhaps a little short of perfection."

 

[Martin]

Isn't that the one where Kramer sets up George with a bald woman?

 

[gray]

Nope, sorry That was a good one though :thumb:

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++
:thumb:

"Now, I'm aware that my own physical dimensions are perhaps a little short of perfection."

The Episode where George wishes his gf would get a nose job and then Kramer convinces her to only to later hook up with her!

Ok here is mine:

"Elaine, up until a moment ago, I was convinced that I was on the receiving end of one of the oldest baker's grift in the books--The Entenmann's shim-sham."

 

[gray]

Ahh i don't remember this one particularly well, only that Elaine's eating a cake and she gets caught on the security cameras

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++
Ahh i don't remember this one particularly well, only that Elaine's eating a cake and she gets caught on the security cameras

Right on...

what about his one:

"Oh! Nuts! Excellent! You know what I love? How there's two nuts named after people. Hazel...and filbert."

 

[IncuboRossonero]

Why did this thread suddendly die??

Ok here is another: "oh you chuck"

 

[Martin]

George and Jerry playing basketball, the one with Keith Hernandez


What is George talking about when he says this..

"It's one of the few things I do well"

 

[gray]

Quitting!

His father was a quitter, his grandfather was a quitter :LOL:

I can't be buggered posting another one, it's 2am and i've got a dentist appointment at 8 :sleepy:

 

[Martin]

Good! What about this one?

"His mother was a mudder?"
"What did I just say?"

Bonus question: who is saying this?