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Martin

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Dec 31, 2000
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Since we got a number of Seinfeld fans, this thread is overdue. Post your quote and the constestants must name the episode. For those who've been with us for a long time, you will of course remember the incredibly popular movie quotes thread so here's a similar one. ;)

I'll start with an easy one ;)

"You can't eat this soup standing up, your knees buckle"

EDIT: the person to correctly name the episode gives the next quote
 

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Majed

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Jul 17, 2002
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++ [ originally posted by Alex ] ++
Since we got a number of Seinfeld fans, this thread is overdue. Post your quote and the constestants must name the episode. For those who've been with us for a long time, you will of course remember the incredibly popular movie quotes thread so here's a similar one. ;)

I'll start with an easy one ;)

"You can't eat this soup standing up, your knees buckle"
the soup Nazzi episode? :D
 

Majed

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Jul 17, 2002
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++ [ originally posted by Alex ] ++
Right, read the amendment ;)
i can't post any quotes, because that's the only episode i remember clearly! :wallbang:

i love that episode.... "you.... no soup... come back six month" :D

so... would you do the honors of finding a quote Martin? :D
 
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Martin

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    Fine. :) You know when I see that episode I'm thinking noodles.. :D

    This one should be less obvious :)

    "It's bosco"
     

    Amr

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    Dec 25, 2003
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    #9
    Wait'i got 1 nw be4 i sleep:

    "Hmm, that job sounds like it might be worth a year's free haircuts. And a comb."

    ;);)

    What episode is this from?

    that's a tough 1 ;)
     

    gray

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    Apr 22, 2003
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    #10
    Ahhh the one with Enzo the barber, where Jerry has to go on TV and his haircut looks like a little boy. Edward Scissorhands! The quote was from Newman :)
     
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    Martin

    Martin

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    That's unmistakably Frank Costanza's computer business run by himself and Lloyd Brawn. :D

    "But with this, it's like I've already been with one of her own. My hand's been stamped, I come and go as I please."
     

    KB824

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    Sep 16, 2003
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    I have to try and go deep into my Seinfeld memory banks for this one.


    But, Martin, did I tell you that I went to see Jerry Seinfeld here in Providence at the Performing Arts Center last February?


    It was my Valentine's Day gift from my wife.

    Hilarious. 90 minute routine.
     

    Torkel

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    Jul 12, 2002
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    ++ [ originally posted by Alex ] ++
    For those who've been with us for a long time, you will of course remember the incredibly popular movie quotes thread so here's a similar one. ;)
    I believe most people will remember the Simpsons quote competetion, not the movie quote one. You stand corrected. ;)

    I don't know the current quote, but will return with a vengeance!
     

    The Pado

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    Jul 12, 2002
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    ++ [ originally posted by Alex ] ++

    "But with this, it's like I've already been with one of her own. My hand's been stamped, I come and go as I please."
    George takes a picture of "Man Hands" to gain entrance to the supermodel's party. He tells a sad tale of how Man Hands was his dead ex.
     

    KB824

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    Sep 16, 2003
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    I want to say that its the "Kenny Roger's Roaster" Episode.


    "Greasy Doorknob, licking of the fingers, he's hooked on that chicken, isn't he??"


    Am I right??
     

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