Seinfeld quotes (1 Viewer)

Martin

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Dec 31, 2000
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#1
Since we got a number of Seinfeld fans, this thread is overdue. Post your quote and the constestants must name the episode. For those who've been with us for a long time, you will of course remember the incredibly popular movie quotes thread so here's a similar one. ;)

I'll start with an easy one ;)

"You can't eat this soup standing up, your knees buckle"

EDIT: the person to correctly name the episode gives the next quote
 

Majed

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Jul 17, 2002
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#2
++ [ originally posted by Alex ] ++
Since we got a number of Seinfeld fans, this thread is overdue. Post your quote and the constestants must name the episode. For those who've been with us for a long time, you will of course remember the incredibly popular movie quotes thread so here's a similar one. ;)

I'll start with an easy one ;)

"You can't eat this soup standing up, your knees buckle"
the soup Nazzi episode? :D
 

Majed

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Jul 17, 2002
9,630
#4
++ [ originally posted by Alex ] ++
Right, read the amendment ;)
i can't post any quotes, because that's the only episode i remember clearly! :wallbang:

i love that episode.... "you.... no soup... come back six month" :D

so... would you do the honors of finding a quote Martin? :D
 

Amr

Senior Member
Dec 25, 2003
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#9
Wait'i got 1 nw be4 i sleep:

"Hmm, that job sounds like it might be worth a year's free haircuts. And a comb."

;);)

What episode is this from?

that's a tough 1 ;)
 

gray

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Apr 22, 2003
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#10
Ahhh the one with Enzo the barber, where Jerry has to go on TV and his haircut looks like a little boy. Edward Scissorhands! The quote was from Newman :)
 
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Martin

Martin

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Dec 31, 2000
56,859
#13
That's unmistakably Frank Costanza's computer business run by himself and Lloyd Brawn. :D

"But with this, it's like I've already been with one of her own. My hand's been stamped, I come and go as I please."
 

KB824

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Sep 16, 2003
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#14
I have to try and go deep into my Seinfeld memory banks for this one.


But, Martin, did I tell you that I went to see Jerry Seinfeld here in Providence at the Performing Arts Center last February?


It was my Valentine's Day gift from my wife.

Hilarious. 90 minute routine.
 

Torkel

f(s+1)=3((s +1)-1=3s
Jul 12, 2002
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#16
++ [ originally posted by Alex ] ++
For those who've been with us for a long time, you will of course remember the incredibly popular movie quotes thread so here's a similar one. ;)
I believe most people will remember the Simpsons quote competetion, not the movie quote one. You stand corrected. ;)

I don't know the current quote, but will return with a vengeance!
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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#17
++ [ originally posted by Alex ] ++

"But with this, it's like I've already been with one of her own. My hand's been stamped, I come and go as I please."
George takes a picture of "Man Hands" to gain entrance to the supermodel's party. He tells a sad tale of how Man Hands was his dead ex.
 

KB824

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Sep 16, 2003
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#20
I want to say that its the "Kenny Roger's Roaster" Episode.


"Greasy Doorknob, licking of the fingers, he's hooked on that chicken, isn't he??"


Am I right??
 

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