Seinfeld quotes (1 Viewer)

[Martin]

Since we got a number of Seinfeld fans, this thread is overdue. Post your quote and the constestants must name the episode. For those who've been with us for a long time, you will of course remember the incredibly popular movie quotes thread so here's a similar one.

I'll start with an easy one

"You can't eat this soup standing up, your knees buckle"

EDIT: the person to correctly name the episode gives the next quote

 

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[Majed]

++ [ originally posted by Alex ] ++
Since we got a number of Seinfeld fans, this thread is overdue. Post your quote and the constestants must name the episode. For those who've been with us for a long time, you will of course remember the incredibly popular movie quotes thread so here's a similar one.

I'll start with an easy one

"You can't eat this soup standing up, your knees buckle"

the soup Nazzi episode?

 

[Martin]

Right, read the amendment

 

[Majed]

++ [ originally posted by Alex ] ++
Right, read the amendment

i can't post any quotes, because that's the only episode i remember clearly!

i love that episode.... "you.... no soup... come back six month"

so... would you do the honors of finding a quote Martin?

 

[Martin]

Fine. You know when I see that episode I'm thinking noodles..

This one should be less obvious

"It's bosco"

 

[Amr]

"It's bosco"

The chocolate syrup episode?

when some1 says " Bosco bosco bosco and a lady shouts and a block is covered with flames?

 

[Martin]

Indeed Now you give a quote

 

[Amr]

2moorow cuz i'm gonna sleep man ,Ciao

 

[Amr]

Wait'i got 1 nw be4 i sleep:

"Hmm, that job sounds like it might be worth a year's free haircuts. And a comb."



What episode is this from?

that's a tough 1

 

[gray]

Ahhh the one with Enzo the barber, where Jerry has to go on TV and his haircut looks like a little boy. Edward Scissorhands! The quote was from Newman

 

[Martin]

Aye, that was obscure. Haven't seen that one for ages.

 

[KB824]

"Starting tonight we're having a little sales contest.


The loser gets fired.


The winner gets a Water Pik."

 

[Martin]

That's unmistakably Frank Costanza's computer business run by himself and Lloyd Brawn.

"But with this, it's like I've already been with one of her own. My hand's been stamped, I come and go as I please."

 

[KB824]

I have to try and go deep into my Seinfeld memory banks for this one.


But, Martin, did I tell you that I went to see Jerry Seinfeld here in Providence at the Performing Arts Center last February?


It was my Valentine's Day gift from my wife.

Hilarious. 90 minute routine.

 

[Martin]

You did

 

[Torkel]

++ [ originally posted by Alex ] ++
For those who've been with us for a long time, you will of course remember the incredibly popular movie quotes thread so here's a similar one.

I believe most people will remember the Simpsons quote competetion, not the movie quote one. You stand corrected.

I don't know the current quote, but will return with a vengeance!

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Alex ] ++

"But with this, it's like I've already been with one of her own. My hand's been stamped, I come and go as I please."

George takes a picture of "Man Hands" to gain entrance to the supermodel's party. He tells a sad tale of how Man Hands was his dead ex.

 

[Martin]

Correct

 

[The Pado]

"Bad chicken! It'll mess you up"

 

[KB824]

I want to say that its the "Kenny Roger's Roaster" Episode.


"Greasy Doorknob, licking of the fingers, he's hooked on that chicken, isn't he??"


Am I right??