The JUNIOR MINT incident....Kramer offering Jerry a Junior Mint while watching an operation.
"Festivus for the REST OF US"
"Festivus for the REST OF US"
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The one with the Festivus naturally. George gave his boss a Christmas card saying "a donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund", which of course he made up. When Kruger found out the fund was bogus, George was forced to explain why he gave him a fake Christmas card and invited him to the Costanza's Festivus.
"I never figured you for a squealer"
"Oh he sang like a canary"
EDIT: Damn you, Erik
"I never figured you for a squealer"
"Oh he sang like a canary"
EDIT: Damn you, Erik
Quick "top of my head" QUIZ:
1) Name the character who is Kramer's friend BUT that we never see on the show.
2) What are the names of the: dentist, the guy they pitch in to buy a big screen TV and the actress who fell for George.
3) Who wore a "CAPE"??
ok back to the quote: "Now I'm DRIVING THE BUS."
1) Name the character who is Kramer's friend BUT that we never see on the show.
2) What are the names of the: dentist, the guy they pitch in to buy a big screen TV and the actress who fell for George.
3) Who wore a "CAPE"??
ok back to the quote: "Now I'm DRIVING THE BUS."
The funniest moment in television history, IMO.
Kramer tells the hair raising tale of how he scooped up the severed little toe of a woman that Jerry heckled in her office. She ran out into the street where a Street Sweeper machine severed her toe. Kramer picked up the toe and packed into a Cracker Jack box with ice and hopped on the city bus.
Kramer tells the hair raising tale of how he scooped up the severed little toe of a woman that Jerry heckled in her office. She ran out into the street where a Street Sweeper machine severed her toe. Kramer picked up the toe and packed into a Cracker Jack box with ice and hopped on the city bus.
1. "Well, perhaps when she's released from the burn center she'll see things more clearly."
Aye, can't quite place this one...
2. "VANDALEE ... SAY VANDALEE INDUSTRIES!"
Vandalay is George's pretend employer where he attended an interview for a job as a latex salesman. It's also his pretend name as an architect.
3. "You saying....you want a piece of me?"
"I'll drop you like a bag of potatoes" Elaine takes on Frank Costanza's challenge. George was arrested for bootlegging.
4. "I simply want a sock that will STAY UP!"
Classic. Mr. Pitt wants new socks, Elaine gets about 12 pair but none are to his satisfaction.
5. "your a bad man...a very bad man"
Babou Bat when Jerry fails to forward Babou's immigration renewal application to him and Babou gets deported
Aye, can't quite place this one...
2. "VANDALEE ... SAY VANDALEE INDUSTRIES!"
Vandalay is George's pretend employer where he attended an interview for a job as a latex salesman. It's also his pretend name as an architect.
3. "You saying....you want a piece of me?"
"I'll drop you like a bag of potatoes"
Elaine takes on Frank Costanza's challenge. George was arrested for bootlegging.4. "I simply want a sock that will STAY UP!"
Classic. Mr. Pitt wants new socks, Elaine gets about 12 pair but none are to his satisfaction.
5. "your a bad man...a very bad man"
Babou Bat when Jerry fails to forward Babou's immigration renewal application to him and Babou gets deported