Because Juventus is full of winners and alpha males
Our management all the way down to our subs and scrubs is filled with Pussyfags and useless duds.
Yeah, let's bring in Icunti, the model professional and Alpha male, controlled and dominated by his disgusting and reviled hooker and whore of a wife.
Most professional footballers nowadays are Pussyfags. Scrap that - most pro athletes are. The ones that aren't are usually not as talented, so they work hard to compensate for their lack of ability. It's very rare to find that combination of winning and talent in today's game.
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And that would signal the end of my support for this club, until Icunti retires, is sold or dies.
I will not be supporting a club run and managed by clowns in Tootsie and Bozo, managed by an absolute novice in Pirlo, and possessing so many players I detest. All that's missing is that we add Plumberson Failieri and Fagjinho, in addition to Icunti to form the trifecta of ultimate fuckery.