
We should sell you, but it's hard to find buyers. I went to a couple of go go bars today and asked them if they'd be willing to adopt you for 12 months. Unfortunately, the resounding response was a hell naw. I then proceeded to contact the admins at FIF, to see if they'd be willing to welcome you as one of their own; I even offered money. Sadly, they told me they want nothing to do with you. In a last ditch attempt, I went to Red Cafe, the beacon of mental midgetry and internet retardation, and even then, my offer was met with scorn and blatant rejection. What can I do Bro? I tried my best. I tried to find you a home away from Tuz, but no one wants you. In conclusion, you can stay, but please lay off Dybs. Thank you.