How much do keyboards go for these days?? They can't be that expensive.
That's why I'm starting the:
Don Bes this whole lLLlllLL keyboard bullshit is really ****ing annoying trust fund.
We need to get this boy a new keyboard. One that is "spillproof", because I'm not quite sure how his LllLL got stuck, but you can guarantee that with him being a college student, it was probably something highly immoral (and applauded).
All donations can be sent to Padovano's law firm in North Carolina, where the money will be kept safely until we can get Don a decent keyboard.
The Monkey was a short little fvker who wore stylish sunglasses and was last seen chasing a pick-pocket, trying to hand him a mobile phone. The pick-pocket took the phone stuck it in his arse, smelled it and fell over backwards out of the coffee bar.