Sky Sports News has been told it's looking increasingly likely Harry Kane will stay at Tottenham despite agreeing a fee with Bayern for the transfer of the player.
This is so funny.
I bet Kane was thinking Tottenham would never let him go. So he could pretend he's all about competition and trophies. He's not. He just wants easy games and easy money and no pressure when he loses. Now Tottenham give the green light and he's all "shit, what? I have to move to Germany?".
He's one of the most ridiculous players I've ever seen and I can't read about his retirement soon enough.
