Nick Against the World (70 Viewers)

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
125,382
Oh god will you guys gimme a break, Vinnie already explained all this to me and I acknowledged my mistake.
That's not enough, each and every American in this thread should ask you to do something, it can be on the forum or in real life and when you do it in real life, evidence have to be provided whether by pictures or by film.

Andy, Burke, Vinman, Pado, swag, Altair, Sergio and Nick let's see what you can do

Rami, your ass is theirs :D
 

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Rami

The Linuxologist
Dec 24, 2004
8,065
That's not enough, each and every American in this thread should ask you to do something, it can be on the forum or in real life and when you do it in real life, evidence have to be provided whether by pictures or by film.

Andy, Burke, Vinman, Pado, swag, Altair, Sergio and Nick let's see what you can do

Rami, your ass is theirs :D
Not really, I didn't say/assume/allude to that all americans are like that, I have been to America and known way to much Americans to conjure such conclusion....

Anyways, I think I am digging my self deeper and deeper, so I'll just drop it :D

Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

:D
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
Channel 4 News, Serie A, 12/ 16

Today in a news conference, Alberto Gilardinosaur was said to be at odds with coach Carlo Ancelotti. The Gilardinosaur said he was sorry for his outburst in practice and was looking for an apology, "I am so sorry for clawing Pippo during our last trainig session, but he should have known to stay away from my gatorade." said Alberto.

"I was just chilling and Pippo took my shit, i don't roll that way, so i cut him with my 4 inch talons." said Alberto. Pippo later stated, "Look, he is old, and his eyes are going, but he has the ability to rip me limb from limb, so I'm sorry."

This after a short outburst from Alberto earlier in the week after Ancelotti refused to start him, the young powerful 65million year old, over the 30 year old striker against inter last match.

"I feel as if my 8 foot long legs and 4 inch talons give me an edge in almost all matches....." said Alberto. "We need to take control of my useful power against someone like Samuel, whom I could easily slice and dice from here to Turin."

Samuel in resonse to this allegation said that the tungsten body suit he was wearing would have warned off any outbreak of raptures from Gilardionsaur last match.

Gilardinosaur, who measures almost 3 meters tall and an arm width of 3 feet says that his T-Rex like arms are no match for someone like Materazzi, who has the speed of a lame wheelchair man. "He would fall like the Berlin wall after i sunk my 3 inch teeth into his abdomen." later said Alberto.

This all remains speculation as the Dinosaur, called by his teammates, is in the hospital with a busted toe-claw. Defensive middie Pirlo said, "What? That kid could rip us to shreads and eat us on the pitch, pick up the ball and place it in the net before anyone knew what was going on, and you say it's Ancelotti?"

Ancelotti said he had no qualms with not starting him, but the 40 million Euro insurance policy he recently took out say otherwise.

"Trigger-Mike" Burke reporting from Milan, OUT!




:lol2:

I just re-re-found this post, I totally forgot about it.
 

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Excellent
Mar 6, 2005
6,223
Not really, I didn't say/assume/allude to that all americans are like that, I have been to America and known way to much Americans to conjure such conclusion....

Anyways, I think I am digging my self deeper and deeper, so I'll just drop it :D

Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

:D
*cough*..

If I may break the language barrier here:
"Mooooo 3ala il 9a7, o5ooy" :D
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
That's not enough, each and every American in this thread should ask you to do something, it can be on the forum or in real life and when you do it in real life, evidence have to be provided whether by pictures or by film.

Andy, Burke, Vinman, Pado, swag, Altair, Sergio and Nick let's see what you can do

Rami, your ass is theirs :D

Steal a slingback from Iman, the super model, not the cleric ;) , Fap it, and put the video on YouTube.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,757
Oh, Moose off, you all. :(

lol chicago: we are so fat we moo :p
When they said that 2/3 of the stands in Miami were rooting for Chicago, that was really based on two factors:

a) Total mass
b) Beer consumption

:D

First: he's not muslim
Second: like others pointed out his nickname is "moose"
Third: can you please get a fatwa on Rex Grossman's life?

Thanks a bunch
Anorexy Rexy isn't entirely to blame, IMO. Sure, he tossed some dumb lobs and couldn't handle a snap to save his life. But the rushing attack sucked other than Jones' big run in the first quarter. And the defense buckled on third and long way too often. The better team won.

But go Bears! :sick: :confused:
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,757
Have any of you had a problem where it burns when you pee? :touched:

That's the last time I am ordering "Bangkok Delight" from Huggy Bear, that's for sure. :mad:
 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
Moderator
Apr 14, 2005
70,801
Oh, Moose off, you all. :(



When they said that 2/3 of the stands in Miami were rooting for Chicago, that was really based on two factors:

a) Total mass
b) Beer consumption

:D



Anorexy Rexy isn't entirely to blame, IMO. Sure, he tossed some dumb lobs and couldn't handle a snap to save his life. But the rushing attack sucked other than Jones' big run in the first quarter. And the defense buckled on third and long way too often. The better team won.

But go Bears! :sick: :confused:

yeah i feel ya, this one will hurt for a while
 

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