Nick Against the World (71 Viewers)

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
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i ll get there on RER, how about Gare d'Austerlitz?

btw how are you a cheesehead again?
The great thing about France is that they are living cheeseheads. Not the pasteurized, irradiated, dead kind you find north of the Cheddar Curtain (the Illinois-Wisconsin border).
 

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
125,382
The following is a telephone exchange between Bürke and room-service at a hotel in Asia.

Room Service: "Morny. Ruin surbees"

Bürke: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"

Room Service: "Rye. Ruin surbees..morny! Djewish to ordor sunteen?

Bürke: "Uh. Yes. I'd like some bacon and eggs"

Room Service: Ow July den?"

Bürke: "What?"

Room Service: "Ow July den?..pry, boy, pooch?"

Bürke: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. Scrambled please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

Bürke: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An San tos?"

Bürke: "What?"

Room Service: "San tos. July San tos?"

Bürke: "I don't think so."

Room Service: "NO? July one toes??"

Bürke: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'july one toes' means."

Room Service: "Toes! toes!..why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow slinglish moppin we bother?"

Bürke: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast'. Fine. Yes, and English muffin will be fine."

Room Service: "We bother?"

Bürke: "No..just put the bother on the side."

Room Service: "Wad?"

Bürke: "I mean butter..just put it on the side."

Room Service: Copy?"

Bürke: "Sorry."

Room Service: "Copy..tea..mill?"

Bürke: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

Room Service: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish moppin we bother honey sigh, and copy...rye?"

Bürke: "Whatever you say"

Room Service: "Tenjewberrymud."

Bürke: "You're welcome”
 

Zé Tahir

JhoolayLaaaal!
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Dec 10, 2004
29,281
Hey Greg. You probably wanna leave work earlier tomorrow to avoid the rush hour traffic. It's Brazil v Portugal baby :weee:

I've always wanted to see them play each other. All I had was that stupid commercial on youtube :p

Here's to Portugal :pint:

Força Portugal!!
 

Vinman

2013 Prediction Cup Champ
Jul 16, 2002
11,482
Hey Greg. You probably wanna leave work earlier tomorrow to avoid the rush hour traffic. It's Brazil v Portugal baby :weee:

I've always wanted to see them play each other. All I had was that stupid commercial on youtube :p

Here's to Portugal :pint:

Força Portugal!!
good luck to Portugal...




there gonna need it !!!:D
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Hey Greg. You probably wanna leave work earlier tomorrow to avoid the rush hour traffic. It's Brazil v Portugal baby :weee:

I've always wanted to see them play each other. All I had was that stupid commercial on youtube :p

Here's to Portugal :pint:

Força Portugal!!
I have been a big fan of Nelson's play in the past year or so, so I am disappointed that he won't play. But you had better bet that I'm recording that match tomorrow. I'm looking forward to it -- just can't understand why they're playing it at Arsenal. :confused:

Big Phil against his old homies? Hmmm....
 

Zé Tahir

JhoolayLaaaal!
Moderator
Dec 10, 2004
29,281
I have been a big fan of Nelson's play in the past year or so, so I am disappointed that he won't play. But you had better bet that I'm recording that match tomorrow. I'm looking forward to it -- just can't understand why they're playing it at Arsenal. :confused:

Big Phil against his old homies? Hmmm....
Well some others aren't playing either. Maniche, Ronaldinho, Nuno Valente, and I think Costinha aren't playing :confused: :depressed And yea I don't understand that either, kinda ruins the atmosphere that they're not gonna play it in Portugal or Brazil.

Anyway, I hope it's a good match. I would whip out the Portugal 'tar but it's just a "friendly" :D
 

Zé Tahir

JhoolayLaaaal!
Moderator
Dec 10, 2004
29,281
Portugal's line up:

oal-keepers: Ricardo (Sporting), Quim (Benfica);

Defenders: Miguel (Valência), Ricardo Carvalho (Chelsea), Fernando Meira (Estugarda), Jorge Andrade (Deportivo), Caneira (Sporting), Manuel da Costa (PSV), Paulo Ferreira (Chelsea);

Midfielders: Tiago (Lyon), Petit (Benfica), Hugo Viana (Valência), Deco (Barcelona), João Moutinho (Sporting), Raúl Meireles (F.C. Porto);

Forwards: Simão (Benfica), Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United), Quaresma (F.C. Porto), Nuno Gomes (Benfica), Hélder Postiga (F.C. Porto)
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,030
Booo Portugal and Brazil. The only players I can stand and actually like from Portugal are Tiago and Simao Sabrosa. Both are very good players and when Tiago was available before Mourinho brought him to Chelsea I was sounding the alarm and imploring Juventus should buy him. Now he's a mainstay at Lyon and would add a hell of a lot to this Juventus team. What I like about Tiago is that he basically can do it all midfield and has good vision. One of my favorite players from other clubs, along with Anatoily Tymoshchuk.
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
Burke, check your facebook :D
Okay, I'm goin.....
Ha! I knew Burke was still in High School :p
Not at all, wait until your daughter is, then you will have to worry.... :oops:
The following is a telephone exchange between Bürke and room-service at a hotel in Asia.

Room Service: "Morny. Ruin surbees"

Bürke: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"

Room Service: "Rye. Ruin surbees..morny! Djewish to ordor sunteen?

Bürke: "Uh. Yes. I'd like some bacon and eggs"

Room Service: Ow July den?"

Bürke: "What?"

Room Service: "Ow July den?..pry, boy, pooch?"

Bürke: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. Scrambled please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

Bürke: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An San tos?"

Bürke: "What?"

Room Service: "San tos. July San tos?"

Bürke: "I don't think so."

Room Service: "NO? July one toes??"

Bürke: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'july one toes' means."

Room Service: "Toes! toes!..why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow slinglish moppin we bother?"

Bürke: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast'. Fine. Yes, and English muffin will be fine."

Room Service: "We bother?"

Bürke: "No..just put the bother on the side."

Room Service: "Wad?"

Bürke: "I mean butter..just put it on the side."

Room Service: Copy?"

Bürke: "Sorry."

Room Service: "Copy..tea..mill?"

Bürke: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

Room Service: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish moppin we bother honey sigh, and copy...rye?"

Bürke: "Whatever you say"

Room Service: "Tenjewberrymud."

Bürke: "You're welcome”

:lol2:

That is exactly how I like my eggs, and I would get coffee too.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,757
Booo Portugal and Brazil. The only players I can stand and actually like from Portugal are Tiago and Simao Sabrosa. Both are very good players and when Tiago was available before Mourinho brought him to Chelsea I was sounding the alarm and imploring Juventus should buy him. Now he's a mainstay at Lyon and would add a hell of a lot to this Juventus team. What I like about Tiago is that he basically can do it all midfield and has good vision. One of my favorite players from other clubs, along with Anatoily Tymoshchuk.
Unfortunately, in terms of NT play, Tiago has mostly been dead weight. I have higher hopes for João Moutinho in that role, just out of the U-21s. But his play internationally has been lackluster in the past year, IMO.
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
Unfortunately, in terms of NT play, Tiago has mostly been dead weight. I have higher hopes for João Moutinho in that role, just out of the U-21s. But his play internationally has been lackluster in the past year, IMO.
That kid is sickness, he is for Sporting Lisbon, I think, right...

Yea, I know I'm right, I have football manager up in the background.
 

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