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Alfio_87

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Nov 21, 2005
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The following is a telephone exchange between Bürke and room-service at a hotel in Asia.

Room Service: "Morny. Ruin surbees"

Bürke: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"

Room Service: "Rye. Ruin surbees..morny! Djewish to ordor sunteen?

Bürke: "Uh. Yes. I'd like some bacon and eggs"

Room Service: Ow July den?"

Bürke: "What?"

Room Service: "Ow July den?..pry, boy, pooch?"

Bürke: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. Scrambled please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

Bürke: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An San tos?"

Bürke: "What?"

Room Service: "San tos. July San tos?"

Bürke: "I don't think so."

Room Service: "NO? July one toes??"

Bürke: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'july one toes' means."

Room Service: "Toes! toes!..why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow slinglish moppin we bother?"

Bürke: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast'. Fine. Yes, and English muffin will be fine."

Room Service: "We bother?"

Bürke: "No..just put the bother on the side."

Room Service: "Wad?"

Bürke: "I mean butter..just put it on the side."

Room Service: Copy?"

Bürke: "Sorry."

Room Service: "Copy..tea..mill?"

Bürke: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

Room Service: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish moppin we bother honey sigh, and copy...rye?"

Bürke: "Whatever you say"

Room Service: "Tenjewberrymud."

Bürke: "You're welcome”
not bad :lol:
 

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Zé Tahir

JhoolayLaaaal!
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Dec 10, 2004
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Word has it Juve had scouts at the Portugal v Brazil match. They were probably checking out Luisião but hopefully they get interest in Quaresma. Come on Juve!
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Word has it Juve had scouts at the Portugal v Brazil match. They were probably checking out Luisião but hopefully they get interest in Quaresma. Come on Juve!
Don't tell me the outcome... going to watch it later tonight when I get home.

But Quaresma? You bet. I'd toss in a Camo and a Marchionni for that guy. He'd be the closest thing we could perhaps do to replacing Neddy.

Am sure the USA-Mexico game would be a more promising game to watch :p
It's in Arizona I believe, which guarantees it will be a home match for Mexico. :p
 

swag

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Sep 23, 2003
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Don't tell me the outcome... going to watch it later tonight when I get home.
That was a fun match to watch. About as good as a friendly gets. Sure, it was scoreless through the first 82 minutes, but talk about a lot of action.

Brazil fielded primarily their second and third stringers... outside of Kaká, Adriano as a sub, and the occasional Edmilson (who acted like he was on crank), there were a number of folks familiar with the Portuguese Superliga like Helton and Diego. They had the best chances in the beginning, so Portugal looked a touch underachieving despite the evenness of the match -- especially on Euro soil.

Caneira was completely worthless. His defending made Brazil look like the Harlem Globetrotters. Ferreira was just less of a joke as a replacement. But having Jorge Andrade back makes the entire team different... Carvalho can head up field (and score goals!) confident that the back line isn't all wankers. He changes the whole nature of the team.

After some realy great saves from Ricardo, he was hardly tested. But I have to give Petit my MOM of all people. That guy refused to let anything get past him -- like he was Edgar Davids in his best bulldog days. Best match I've seen him play for the NT.

I'm a little shocked they named C. Ronaldo as captain, but he did alright. He put on top speed a lot. But Deco, Quaresma, and Miguel (who also had a particularly awesome game, btw) were their best forces in setting up the attack.

Tiago had an OK game once he had the ball -- and some stupid fouls.

Speaking of Quaresma, who had a good impact game... what's with the 'do? He looked like a bad cross between Rio Ferdinand and the Center Georges Pompidou with those messed up cornrows. The only thing that looked more terrible was the shirt Dunga was wearing. He needs his mom to dress him, and that may not be for long if Brazil doesn't start cranking out Ws.

Funny seeing both Arsene Wenger and Jose Mourinho in the stands. At one point they were both on their cell phones, almost looking like they were talking to each other. :D
 

Slagathor

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Jul 25, 2001
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Word has it Juve had scouts at the Portugal v Brazil match. They were probably checking out Luisião but hopefully they get interest in Quaresma. Come on Juve!
But Quaresma? You bet. I'd toss in a Camo and a Marchionni for that guy. He'd be the closest thing we could perhaps do to replacing Neddy.
Agreed, he needs to leave the Portuguese league so I can actually catch him on television beyond a 5 minute summary of the whole nation.
 

Vinman

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Jul 16, 2002
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so, an average Portuguese team beats the mighty Brazil...

so, by past practice, FIFA should drop Brazil to second, third, or fourth place...just as they have done to Italy for the past 7 years
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Dunga and Kaká on the same team? Is this some kind of a joke?



Not as much of the joke Dunga was wearing for a shirt. It was 10x worse with the jacket off...

And Quaresma's hair... what was up with that? A distraction to the Brazilians perhaps... he had a decent match.



Brazil didn't field a full-strength squad and, to be honest, they created more good chances than Portugal. So I wouldn't count them down after the loss yesterday...
 

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