The following is a telephone exchange between Bürke and room-service at a hotel in Asia.
Room Service: "Morny. Ruin surbees"
Bürke: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"
Room Service: "Rye. Ruin surbees..morny! Djewish to ordor sunteen?
Bürke: "Uh. Yes. I'd like some bacon and eggs"
Room Service: Ow July den?"
Bürke: "What?"
Room Service: "Ow July den?..pry, boy, pooch?"
Bürke: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. Scrambled please."
Room Service: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
Bürke: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An San tos?"
Bürke: "What?"
Room Service: "San tos. July San tos?"
Bürke: "I don't think so."
Room Service: "NO? July one toes??"
Bürke: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'july one toes' means."
Room Service: "Toes! toes!..why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow slinglish moppin we bother?"
Bürke: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast'. Fine. Yes, and English muffin will be fine."
Room Service: "We bother?"
Bürke: "No..just put the bother on the side."
Room Service: "Wad?"
Bürke: "I mean butter..just put it on the side."
Room Service: Copy?"
Bürke: "Sorry."
Room Service: "Copy..tea..mill?"
Bürke: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
Room Service: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish moppin we bother honey sigh, and copy...rye?"
Bürke: "Whatever you say"
Room Service: "Tenjewberrymud."
Bürke: "You're welcome”
Room Service: "Morny. Ruin surbees"
Bürke: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"
Room Service: "Rye. Ruin surbees..morny! Djewish to ordor sunteen?
Bürke: "Uh. Yes. I'd like some bacon and eggs"
Room Service: Ow July den?"
Bürke: "What?"
Room Service: "Ow July den?..pry, boy, pooch?"
Bürke: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. Scrambled please."
Room Service: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
Bürke: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An San tos?"
Bürke: "What?"
Room Service: "San tos. July San tos?"
Bürke: "I don't think so."
Room Service: "NO? July one toes??"
Bürke: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'july one toes' means."
Room Service: "Toes! toes!..why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow slinglish moppin we bother?"
Bürke: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast'. Fine. Yes, and English muffin will be fine."
Room Service: "We bother?"
Bürke: "No..just put the bother on the side."
Room Service: "Wad?"
Bürke: "I mean butter..just put it on the side."
Room Service: Copy?"
Bürke: "Sorry."
Room Service: "Copy..tea..mill?"
Bürke: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
Room Service: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish moppin we bother honey sigh, and copy...rye?"
Bürke: "Whatever you say"
Room Service: "Tenjewberrymud."
Bürke: "You're welcome”

