Nick Against the World (89 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

Half of the people there are not only illegal, but they all work in Martinsburg, WV cooking my food and mowing my grass....

TAKE THAT MEXICO.....TAKE THAT AND SUCK MY BALLS.

I heard that the majority of Mexican fans offered their family mowing services to stadium officials in exhange for tickets to the match. Now their great grandchildren will be mowing away for free in 2109 long after Tunnel Navigation and Construction becomes a professional sport in the US.

 

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[Bjerknes]

US Immigration officers would have had a field day at that stadium today :eyebrows:

btw- is it me, or was Bruce Arena overly talkative during the game ???

It didnt seem like the color-commentator job was enough for him...he wanted to do the play by play as well

It's weird hearing him comment on his former team... extremely weird when I have quite a lot of doubts regarding Bob Bradley's ability to run our real football.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I heard that the majority of Mexican fans offered their family mowing services to stadium officials in exhange for tickets to the match. Now their great grandchildren will be mowing away for free in 2109 long after Tunnel Navigation and Construction becomes a professional sport in the US.

i also heard that most of the white trash fans will stop sleeping with their sisters in hopes to increase the populace intellect.

 

[Bjerknes]

i also heard that most of the white trash fans will stop sleeping with their sisters in hopes to increase the populace intellect.

Nah, that's not going to happen any time soon. Infact, studies show that inbreeding will only increase due to the rise of the wannabe sport "Nascar."

 

[swag]

Some nice continued ownage by USA over Mexico. Oswaldo Sanchez has always been a cocksmoker. But perhaps the best part of the match was ESPN's hilariously lame coverage where the play-by-play guy (I forget who) accidentally calls him "Hugo Sanchez" on the replay of the last goal.

 

[Slagathor]

Holland 4-1 Russia

hehehe take that Hiddink. On the bright side, he'll have plenty of time reviewing the VHS when he's in jail

 

[GordoDeCentral]

yeah taxes are a bitch

 

[Slagathor]

I can see how you would think that buying a house in Belgium (since it's close to Eindhoven) should give you the credibility factor but honestly it's a dumb thing to do. There's a whole set of Benelux and EU treaties that in effect mean you might as well try to hide from taxes in Holland itself.

Shoulda picked Switzerland or Monaco, Gus.

 

[Vinman]

I switched over to Univision (the Spanish station) right after the USA-Mexico game, seeing as though ESPN always like to cut away right as the games end (think WC), and a Univision reporter caught up to Landon Donovan as he was leaving the field, and tried to get an interview with him, in Spanish...... Landon replied in English "I have no time for you"

 

[.zero]

I switched over to Univision (the Spanish station) right after the USA-Mexico game, seeing as though ESPN always like to cut away right as the games end (think WC), and a Univision reporter caught up to Landon Donovan as he was leaving the field, and tried to get an interview with him, in Spanish...... Landon replied in English "I have no time for you"

what a douche

 

[GordoDeCentral]

it's called the Belichick diss

 

[IncuboRossonero]

Martin,

Heard a song on the radio today .. a tear came to my eye and it reminded me of our time together in the Dutch countryside back in 2002 as we put up those windmills up...both shirtless:

"Will you stay with me, will you be my love
Among the fields of barley
We'll forget the sun in his jealous sky
As we lie in the fields of gold"

int:

Stay Gold Matusiak..Stay Gold

 

[Martin]

heya Nick.. hm... Nick, that name reminds me of something. Jack recommended the movie "Find me guilty", the guy was called Nick, I think it stuck..

 

[Bozi]

just got the biggest shock of my life watching the news, now i know i kid on but lets get one thing straight. i do not think all americans are self centred, half witted ignorami but this guy just took the buscuit.
the british media is having a field day with the footage of an american pilot accidently firing on and killing a british troop. they interview one of his neighbours and the guy comes out with this....
"you guys and your country need to get onboard with us and our war on terror, you and the rest of europe better stop sucking your thumbs like you did in world war 2"

 

[Bjerknes]

I switched over to Univision (the Spanish station) right after the USA-Mexico game, seeing as though ESPN always like to cut away right as the games end (think WC), and a Univision reporter caught up to Landon Donovan as he was leaving the field, and tried to get an interview with him, in Spanish...... Landon replied in English "I have no time for you"

Landon Donovan is a pussy. Until he proves to me and others that he can actually live up to his hype and overcome challenges in his career, my opinion on him will the remain the same. Until he proves himself, he will continue to be Landon the California Mommy's Boy Donovan. Get the fuck out there and prove yourself.

BAYER LEVERKUSEN.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

just got the biggest shock of my life watching the news, now i know i kid on but lets get one thing straight. i do not think all americans are self centred, half witted ignorami but this guy just took the buscuit.
the british media is having a field day with the footage of an american pilot accidently firing on and killing a british troop. they interview one of his neighbours and the guy comes out with this....
"you guys and your country need to get onboard with us and our war on terror, you and the rest of europe better stop sucking your thumbs like you did in world war 2"

Well, he is a little bit correct....without the Russians, Europe would have blown.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Landon Donovan is a pussy. Until he proves to me and others that he can actually live up to his hype and overcome challenges in his career, my opinion on him will the remain the same. Until he proves himself, he will continue to be Landon the California Mommy's Boy Donovan. Get the fuck out there and prove yourself.

BAYER LEVERKUSEN.

Yea, I agree, but it is pretty bad ass he mid-finger-flipped the dumbfuck Spanish Press.

 

[Bozi]

Well, he is a little bit correct....without the Russians, Europe would have blown.

and without britains rsistance( i am not a british fan by the way) europe would have fallen pretty much totally and hitlers army would have been battling on only one front, teh russian front. added to this americas ignorance to the war in europe, apart from to take british money for supplies since we were cutt off from any other route and their contempt for britain only subsided when pearl harbour got bombed and they were forced to wake up.

dont mean to diss america or your peoople but teh war would have finished a hella lot earlier if you had listened to our cries for help and not used it as an excuse to get your economy back on track

 

[Bozi]

but then what do i know? i am just a mentalist from scotland too bummed out on whisky and cold remedy to know what i am talking about

 

[Bjerknes]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/08/anna.nicole.collapses/index.html

"Enterntainment:

Anna Nicole Smith Dies"


That's not very funny, but this was probably coming. The girl has always been messed up.