Nick Against the World (56 Viewers)
- Thread starter IncuboRossonero
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Sir, sir. I fixed the lock, but you're going to have to do something with that door.
Just fix de lock.
Sir, I replaced the lock, but what you need is a new door.
I need new door eh. Okay, how much.
Sir, you're gonna have to call somebody who sells doors.
Ahh, you know somebody who sells door?
Nah bro I don't know anybody who sells doors.
Then fix de lock, you cheater.
Okay fine, you know what. I won't charge you for the time.
No you fix my lock, you cheater. Fix the fucking lock.
I replaced the lock, you need a new door!
You cheat, you cheater. You come back here and fix my lock, you cheater. Fix my fucking lock! Come back here and fix my lock! SHEEET!
Just fix de lock.
Sir, I replaced the lock, but what you need is a new door.
I need new door eh. Okay, how much.
Sir, you're gonna have to call somebody who sells doors.
Ahh, you know somebody who sells door?
Nah bro I don't know anybody who sells doors.
Then fix de lock, you cheater.
Okay fine, you know what. I won't charge you for the time.
No you fix my lock, you cheater. Fix the fucking lock.
I replaced the lock, you need a new door!
You cheat, you cheater. You come back here and fix my lock, you cheater. Fix my fucking lock! Come back here and fix my lock! SHEEET!
That's great, but you have to be careful. I know of this one kid who met two guys outside of his middle school a few years back, and they said they were going to have dinner with Peter Pan. The two guys asked the kid if he wanted to go, and he of course said yes. The next thing he finds are one piece of flesh protruding into his mouth, and the another into his backside. I guess that's where Peter Pan came into play.
