Nick Against the World (39 Viewers)

[Vinman]

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) -- Former England captain David Beckham sought the advice of his actor friend Tom Cruise before agreeing his big-money move from Real Madrid to Los Angeles Galaxy worth $1 million a week over five years.

"I was on the phone to him (Cruise) for about an hour last night and an hour the night before," Beckham told reporters on Friday.
-SI

....and in a related story, Beckham also claims he's switched to Scientology, so that he can be closer to Hollywood's big-name stars

 

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[Martin]

Escher only drew them, but this..

 

[KB824]

How in the hell?????

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

how the fuck does that work

 

[KB824]

I'm freaking out. I have to leave. That image is fucking with my mind

 

[Slagathor]

Escher only drew them, but this..

Escher has a museum in The Hague dedicated to his work. I'm scared to go there, word on the street has it that it's turned a lot of people insane

It's right opposite where I work, challenging me like a silent servant of Satan

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I'm freaking out. I have to leave. That image is fucking with my mind

AHHHH FUCK.....it's the wrong timezone....

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

The big surprise of the year...De Cock reveals that he has held american citizenship since birth...as he was born in Oregon.

Sweet.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

Having your mom here is better....

And don't make me PUT MY FAT STOMACH ON HER!

Kind of hard..she died. You know that.

P.S. Corporate schmorporate...Pippo makes more per day than all our families ever have since crossing the Atlantic....unfair but its the world we live in Douche.

 

[Bjerknes]

You know what's so great about this Beckham transfer? Now Andy and Burke will have to watch him before they he's such a fucktard. Seriously, Andy, Becks was and maybe still is a great players, besides all the commercial crap.

Beckham is not that great of a player... certainly not as much as his top plaudits make him out to be. I mean, I watched pretty much every match he played during his first season with Madrid, and many of his performances were laughable if you ask me. Watching him last season I didn't see much to praise him over either, as even in some matches the guy was giving passes away in midfield, which not very "Beckham-esque" if you ask me. Beckham is nothing more than a good player who has a world class right foot. A foot that is worth millions of dollars doesn't necessarily make somebody a world class professional... lets not insult the likes of Hagi, Zidane and Savicevic here. Even Juan Carlos Valeron was a better player than Beckham.

 

[Bjerknes]

thesolo asks: "Despite past efforts of the 1970s and 1980s, the United States remains one of only three countries (others are Liberia and Myanmar) that does not use the metric system

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When it's just you, Liberia and Myanmar, that should tip you off...

Fuck you metric hippies.

 

[Bjerknes]

Hey, the President of the US Soccer Federation is on FSC right now.


Dear Mr. President.


YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON FOR NOT SIGNING KLINNSMANN (sp) AS THE COACH!!!!!!!


Sincerely,


Sergio's Dog, Bella, who apparently is infinitely smarter than you

He is indeed a moron who needs to get the fuck out of here.

 

[The Pado]

Escher only drew them, but this..

Damn Polish fences have me going around in circles. How are the cows dealing with this grass is always greener conumdrum?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Kind of hard..she died. You know that.

P.S. Corporate schmorporate...Pippo makes more per day than all our families ever have since crossing the Atlantic....unfair but its the world we live in Douche.

Not my family....I've been here for a while, unlike your off-the-boat cafone bologna ass.


PS - Nicky, I got a call from Exxon/Mobil today, they want you to send them a hair so they can do some tests. They are thinking of putting an off-forehead drilling structure on your SCALP!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

He is indeed a moron who needs to get the fuck out of here.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Guess who I'm going to meet next week (hopefully)?

El Hadji Diouf!!



and I don't mean just to see him but to actually meet him and have dinner

 

[Martin]

erm.. what for?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Guess who I'm going to meet next week (hopefully)?

El Hadji Diouf!!



and I don't mean just to see him but to actually meet him and have dinner

Are you in Frederick now?

Is he coming here?

 

[Zé Tahir]

Are you in Frederick now?

Is he coming here?

I met these people yesterday at a hookah bar in Adams Morgan, DC. I overheard them saying something about Diouf coming to their house so I was like "yao! are you serious!?" And they said yea and asked me if I was into football... So I got invited over to their house. Diouf's a family friend and he's supposedly coming over next week for dinner at their place.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That is sickness....