Nick Against the World (52 Viewers)
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True Story:
I was sitting in the Shepherd University Library MINDIN' MAH OWN BUSINESS, when I hear a ruckus over yonder. I pick up and walk over to the beautiful bay windows over-looking the Potomac River. I witness three gentlemen walking toward the school carrying what looks like MP5 sub-machine guns. I get scared, then excited, because I see them throwing in the air the known symbol of Serbian Brotherhood, the peace sign with an extended thumb.
After mowwing down several high hippie tree-huggin' bitches they enter the library.....moving room to room and shouting things in ENGLISH, not Serbian or anything like that, but in odd accents.
So they eventually find me in the corner posting on the Juventuz Forums, and they look at me, take off their ski masks.....and who is it?
Ze, Bozman Ruling, and Boner.......
We quickly hug each other, slap hands and take a shot of the 4$ bottle of Vodka I have stashed in my backpack for just such occasions.
After we stop giving wach other the figuretive reach-around, Bozi throws me a black duffle....in it is class III black body armour, an MP5 silenced, a Glock 18, and 500 rounds of ammo, and a ski mask.
After putting all of this on, we take to the streets with a bottle of cheap vodka and the gleeful chants of, "ARKAN, ARKAN, ARKAN..."
When we get done sacrificing every limp dick in the sleepy hamlet of Shepherdstown, I ask what the fuck made them do this.....and they all turned to me and said:
"Well, isn't it monday?"
Killing always makes monday better.
I was sitting in the Shepherd University Library MINDIN' MAH OWN BUSINESS, when I hear a ruckus over yonder. I pick up and walk over to the beautiful bay windows over-looking the Potomac River. I witness three gentlemen walking toward the school carrying what looks like MP5 sub-machine guns. I get scared, then excited, because I see them throwing in the air the known symbol of Serbian Brotherhood, the peace sign with an extended thumb.
After mowwing down several high hippie tree-huggin' bitches they enter the library.....moving room to room and shouting things in ENGLISH, not Serbian or anything like that, but in odd accents.
So they eventually find me in the corner posting on the Juventuz Forums, and they look at me, take off their ski masks.....and who is it?
Ze, Bozman Ruling, and Boner.......
We quickly hug each other, slap hands and take a shot of the 4$ bottle of Vodka I have stashed in my backpack for just such occasions.
After we stop giving wach other the figuretive reach-around, Bozi throws me a black duffle....in it is class III black body armour, an MP5 silenced, a Glock 18, and 500 rounds of ammo, and a ski mask.
After putting all of this on, we take to the streets with a bottle of cheap vodka and the gleeful chants of, "ARKAN, ARKAN, ARKAN..."
When we get done sacrificing every limp dick in the sleepy hamlet of Shepherdstown, I ask what the fuck made them do this.....and they all turned to me and said:
"Well, isn't it monday?"
Killing always makes monday better.
My jaw dropped with that one. Would you like to trade places? Nickelback is my one of my favourite bands. You are so lucky that you have the opportunity to see them. As I said all we get here are bands like Starship and Survivor. 
About the concert, Nickelback was very boring and repetitive in my opinion. They come off as pathetically cheesy and also very phony. At one point in the concert the lead singer said he thought the drinking age should be lowered to 18 and tossed out cups of beer into the crowd just to get a few more cheers. They also had ridiculous pyrotechnic displays which were more annoying than the songs themselves... it felt like a nuclear blast just went off on stage and my face was reaping the consequences. But anything to conjure up a few more cheers..
In my opnion Nickelback us terrible. But it was cool seeing Breaking Benjamin live as they aren't bad and are actually from Pennsylvania.
This is a headline from The Daily Collegian, Penn State's student newspaper:
"Resident urinates on security guard
A State College man was cited for public intoxication after jumping in front of cars on the 600 block of Beaver Avenue at 12:38 am Saturday morning, State College Police said. While at the hospital, the man urinated on a security guard in the lobby, according to police."
"Resident urinates on security guard
A State College man was cited for public intoxication after jumping in front of cars on the 600 block of Beaver Avenue at 12:38 am Saturday morning, State College Police said. While at the hospital, the man urinated on a security guard in the lobby, according to police."
I'll bet you never had to endure what my team went through on Saturday. Right at kickoff, the referee and the linesman start arguing because neither wants to run the line. Both wanted to be referee. I thought they were joking, then they started screaming at each other and then pushing. One was from Africa and the other from Mid East, and all kinds of crazy shit was coming out. After 15 minutes of this B.S. African blows the whistle and demands that we kick off. So we kick off with 2 fucking refs clogging up the middle of the park. Then, we start getting two whistles with the 2 dicks arguing "it's a foul, no it's not a foul" then "You're not going to get paid for this match" "I don't care about the money".
Then a furious Pado, only slightly more volatile than the other 21 players on the pitch, went all Vesuvio on their asses. I grabbed Africa and bellowed "NIETHER OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA GET PAID! YOU'LL NEVER REF AGAIN! IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASSES OF THE FIELD SO WE CAN PLAY, I SWEAR I'LL KILL BOTH YOU COCKSUCKERS!!"
At about the 25 minute mark, Mid East decided to run the line, and Africa, who had been clogging up the middle, retreated to his usual position of 90 yards off the ball. Disgraceful shit.
We won 1-0, but I am going to demand a full refund and a replay.
Then a furious Pado, only slightly more volatile than the other 21 players on the pitch, went all Vesuvio on their asses. I grabbed Africa and bellowed "NIETHER OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA GET PAID! YOU'LL NEVER REF AGAIN! IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASSES OF THE FIELD SO WE CAN PLAY, I SWEAR I'LL KILL BOTH YOU COCKSUCKERS!!"
At about the 25 minute mark, Mid East decided to run the line, and Africa, who had been clogging up the middle, retreated to his usual position of 90 yards off the ball. Disgraceful shit.
We won 1-0, but I am going to demand a full refund and a replay.
