Nick Against the World (58 Viewers)

[Zé Tahir]

True Story:

I was sitting in the Shepherd University Library MINDIN' MAH OWN BUSINESS, when I hear a ruckus over yonder. I pick up and walk over to the beautiful bay windows over-looking the Potomac River. I witness three gentlemen walking toward the school carrying what looks like MP5 sub-machine guns. I get scared, then excited, because I see them throwing in the air the known symbol of Serbian Brotherhood, the peace sign with an extended thumb.

After mowwing down several high hippie tree-huggin' bitches they enter the library.....moving room to room and shouting things in ENGLISH, not Serbian or anything like that, but in odd accents.

So they eventually find me in the corner posting on the Juventuz Forums, and they look at me, take off their ski masks.....and who is it?

Ze, Bozman Ruling, and Boner.......

We quickly hug each other, slap hands and take a shot of the 4$ bottle of Vodka I have stashed in my backpack for just such occasions.

After we stop giving wach other the figuretive reach-around, Bozi throws me a black duffle....in it is class III black body armour, an MP5 silenced, a Glock 18, and 500 rounds of ammo, and a ski mask.

After putting all of this on, we take to the streets with a bottle of cheap vodka and the gleeful chants of, "ARKAN, ARKAN, ARKAN..."

When we get done sacrificing every limp dick in the sleepy hamlet of Shepherdstown, I ask what the fuck made them do this.....and they all turned to me and said:

"Well, isn't it monday?"

Killing always makes monday better.

Good times

 

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[Turdhead]

Well, what about fuckstick?

Douchekit?

Nah all too you, I use grown up words.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

No, seriously.....

 

[Zé Tahir]

You like it in the bum?

I like to pound a vag, but that's just me.

 

[Turdhead]

I like to pound a vag, but that's just me.

A veg?

 

[Bjerknes]

You still all gothic looking Claire and living in Liverpool?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

A veg?

Open your fuckin' eyes, he said vag, as in VAGina.

 

[Turdhead]

Not gothic no, everyone else is though.

I'm living in Manchester. More kids, more sticks, more hoodies.

 

[Turdhead]

Open your fuckin' eyes, he said vag, as in VAGina.

I've never heard a vagina called a vag before. I'm sure he 'pounds' alot alright. Haha.

Also, mind your manners, your mummy is upstairs.

 

[Bjerknes]

Not gothic no, everyone else is though.

I'm living in Manchester. More kids, more sticks, more hoodies.

Interesting. I'm still pondering a session abroad in England actually. Hopefully I'll take the same plot as the movie Green Street Hooligans and befriend some firm to live out my dream of being a football hooligan.

 

[Turdhead]

Interesting. I'm still pondering a session abroad in England actually. Hopefully I'll take the same plot as the movie Green Street Hooligans and befriend some firm to live out my dream of being a football hooligan.

Do it. It will do you good. I'll buy you a drink.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Interesting. I'm still pondering a session abroad in England actually. Hopefully I'll take the same plot as the movie Green Street Hooligans and befriend some firm to live out my dream of being a football hooligan.

That movie was alright. It had it's cheesy moments but the funniest was seeing Elijah Wood trying to act all tough That guy couldn't scare a 2 year old.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I've never heard a vagina called a vag before. I'm sure he 'pounds' alot alright. Haha.

Also, mind your manners, your mummy is upstairs.

Well, it is called that, and my mom doesn't live here anymore, BRO!

Interesting. I'm still pondering a session abroad in England actually. Hopefully I'll take the same plot as the movie Green Street Hooligans and befriend some firm to live out my dream of being a football hooligan.

We, buddy, we need to do that.

That movie was alright. It had it's cheesy moments but the funniest was seeing Elijah Wood trying to act all tough That guy couldn't scare a 2 year old.

I agree, I just wanted to rack him in the chest with a shovel the entire movie.

Not gothic no, everyone else is though.

I'm living in Manchester. More kids, more sticks, more hoodies.

Fuck Manchester.

 

[Bjerknes]

Do it. It will do you good. I'll buy you a drink.

I'll buy you two. I will like that situation being the minority for a change.

That movie was alright. It had it's cheesy moments but the funniest was seeing Elijah Wood trying to act all tough That guy couldn't scare a 2 year old.

Yeah, he is not much of a scary guy, however that was his role in the movie and didn't do that bad of a job. Overall the movie was brilliant in my opinion and probably my favorite of all time, just cuz I'm a biased football fan.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Considering there are barely any football movies, it was pretty good. I've seen Mean Machine, Goal!, and then this one. There any others?

 

[ReBeL]

Who is this??

 

[flieeeekke]

oh god...


edit: this isnt to you rebel, just to the saying that green street hooligans is a great movie.

as for myself, i like football documentaries. brilliant.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yea, Andy and I watched one on the NY Cosmos, it was amazing.

i don't recall what it was called.

 

[flieeeekke]

oh, andy, watch football factory

 

[Seven]

Is Claire the cool one or was that Emma?