Nick Against the World (50 Viewers)

[The Pado]

why dont we nuke both africa and the middle east, prince otranto

I've kept their specific countries of origin a secret to prevent reactionary strikes against the innocents, from Chicago-based Leo Sayer fans.

 

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[GordoDeCentral]

I've kept their specific countries of origin a secret to prevent reactionary strikes against the innocents, from Chicago-based Leo Sayer fans.

hey it could be worse, if i lived in indiana it would have been John Cougar Mellencamp

 

[The Pado]

hey it could be worse, if i lived in indiana it would have been John Cougar Mellencamp

How, exactly, could being a Mellencamp fan possibly . . . possibly . . . possibly be worse than being a Leo Sayer fan?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

every time i hear "our country" i feel like shooting some redskins

 

[The Pado]

every time i hear "our country" i feel like shooting some redskins

Every time I hear Leo Sayer I feel like dancing, and by "dancing" I mean finding another man and fucking him in the pooper. BTW, I think that was the original title, "You Make Me Feel Like Fucking Men in the Pooper".

 

[Azzurri7]

I'll bet you never had to endure what my team went through on Saturday. Right at kickoff, the referee and the linesman start arguing because neither wants to run the line. Both wanted to be referee. I thought they were joking, then they started screaming at each other and then pushing. One was from Africa and the other from Mid East, and all kinds of crazy shit was coming out. After 15 minutes of this B.S. African blows the whistle and demands that we kick off. So we kick off with 2 fucking refs clogging up the middle of the park. Then, we start getting two whistles with the 2 dicks arguing "it's a foul, no it's not a foul" then "You're not going to get paid for this match" "I don't care about the money".

Then a furious Pado, only slightly more volatile than the other 21 players on the pitch, went all Vesuvio on their asses. I grabbed Africa and bellowed "NIETHER OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA GET PAID! YOU'LL NEVER REF AGAIN! IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASSES OF THE FIELD SO WE CAN PLAY, I SWEAR I'LL KILL BOTH YOU COCKSUCKERS!!"

At about the 25 minute mark, Mid East decided to run the line, and Africa, who had been clogging up the middle, retreated to his usual position of 90 yards off the ball. Disgraceful shit.

We won 1-0, but I am going to demand a full refund and a replay.

 

[Azzurri7]

Every time I hear Leo Sayer I feel like dancing, and by "dancing" I mean finding another man and fucking him in the pooper. BTW, I think that was the original title, "You Make Me Feel Like Fucking Men in the Pooper".

Hahahhahaah, man Leo Sayer is the shiiite, good to hear him before sleeping, trust me..

 

[JCK]

Who are these?
http://evilnine.preloaded.com/

 

[Turdhead]

If you can get to the US, you can surely be my P.A.

You would do wonders for my image.

I'll take it!

Fingers crossed Vinman doesn't turn me around and send me 'packing' like he did to Bernadette Devlin though.

 

[Turdhead]

Andy/Burke,

Whats the story about this mod thing?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Hey baby, how are you doing?

 

[Turdhead]

Unless you are going to call me Claire, Potato, God or Turd, I probably won't reply.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Does that not count as a reply, fuckface?

Ohh, I mean fucktard.

 

[Turdhead]

To your question obviously.

I don't use fucktard anymore, I prefer ballbag.

 

[Zé Tahir]

É aí manos, tudo bém?

 

[Bjerknes]

Andy/Burke,

Whats the story about this mod thing?

I unbanned Burke when he was both fairly and unfairly banned and let him use my account sometimes. Moreover, I stole like 3 million in vCash and passed it out to people. The mods didn't like that and suspended my capabilities while I said I was through. It's highly more pleasing not being a mod.

 

[Turdhead]

I unbanned Burke when he was both fairly and unfairly banned and let him use my account sometimes. Moreover, I stole like 3 million in vCash and passed it out to people. The mods didn't like that and suspended my capabilities while I said I was through. It's highly more pleasing not being a mod.

lol.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

É aí manos, tudo bém?

SI SI SI!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

To your question obviously.

I don't use fucktard anymore, I prefer ballbag.

Well, what about fuckstick?

Douchekit?

 

[Turdhead]

É aí manos, tudo bém?

You like it in the bum?