Nick Against the World (60 Viewers)

[The Pado]

Pado, will you be a preacher? We need people like you.

It only seems like a good idea now, but in a few days when the newspapers lead with "New Minister Found Masturbating in Shoes", it will cause more people to lose their faith.


*And you know it's going to happen*

 

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[The Pado]

Agreed with Pado too, but Sadly I can't +rep (I wonder why ), not that Pado cares about reps


Pado, Can I share with you a nice Transexual's dude's pic instead?

Snoop, you know I love a good Tranny, so long as he looks like woman. Like I always say, "I like my women with high heels and big adam's apples."

 

[ReBeL]

WANTED:

Giorgio Shitface

On suspicion of Gross Negativity, Pessimism and Heavy-Handed Extortion

He is in USA right now, isn't he??

Is he that bad, by the way??

 

[Falafel]

Ahh, you misunderstand me . . . I wonder why.

Did I say Christ was "the big lie". I did not say that. Religion is the big lie. Your co-worker who goes off and prays 5 times during work is a true believer. You, who pisses on people 6 days a week and then on Sunday you put on your best suit and pick out the church where the swells can all be seen, drop a few bucks in the basket and slip out just after communion at the 50 minute mark and head home to watch the Jets play the Bills and then feel all morally superior, have bought into THE BIG LIE.

See you in Hell my little prostitute.

+rep

 

[Rami]

WANTED:

Giorgio Shitface

On suspicion of Gross Negativity, Pessimism and Heavy-Handed Extortion

Why of all words suspicion is not capitalized???

 

[Falafel]

Religion is a big lie yet the guy that dedicates his life to it is not a scam but I am because I'm not ultra religious...sheer horsesh*t. If you say its a lie its a lie for all .. not some ..your theory is illogical.
In four generations my former co-workers kids will only attend the Mosque once a week and be in the same position...evolution. And to those that say that Islam does not accept such laziness neither did roman Catholics..once upon a time it was forbidden to eat meat on ALL FRIDAYS..mass was attended EVERY day .. but after dwindling attendance realized something must be done.

P.S. We all have skeletons...I piss into balloons and hurl them at others...you wank into shoes and some like my co-worker will probably at one time try to be seduced by one guy at the mosque promising him an afterlife of virgins if he straps half a ton of explosives to his body

typical from a rossonero fan

 

[The Pado]

He is in USA right now, isn't he??

Is he that bad, by the way??

He is frequently employed by the television networks to do color commentary for games involving Italy's National Team or Italian clubs. I think he is dreadful and I hate listening to Giorgio. He is so negative about everything, has an over-inflated opinion of his own knowledge and refuses to acknowledge that the Italian's opponents even belong on the same pitch as they are so inferior, even when the Italians are getting their butts kicked.

Example: Preseason friendly USA tour, Man Utd. beating snot out of Juve 3-0 and Giorgio saying that it is obvious to all that Juventus is the superior side. Well, I don't think it was that obvious.

 

[The Pado]

Why of all words suspicion is not capitalized???

And give Jeeks or Fliakis an excuse to ban me? No way.


Too many Caps is a lesser included offense of Typing in all Caps

 

[ReBeL]

He is frequently employed by the television networks to do color commentary for games involving Italy's National Team or Italian clubs. I think he is dreadful and I hate listening to Giorgio. He is so negative about everything, has an over-inflated opinion of his own knowledge and refuses to acknowledge that the Italian's opponents even belong on the same pitch as they are so inferior, even when the Italians are getting their butts kicked.

Example: Preseason friendly USA tour, Man Utd. beating snot out of Juve 3-0 and Giorgio saying that it is obvious to all that Juventus is the superior side. Well, I don't think it was that obvious.

Thanks...

Nice to see that you're so keen to the objectivity...

 

[Falafel]

He is frequently employed by the television networks to do color commentary for games involving Italy's National Team or Italian clubs. I think he is dreadful and I hate listening to Giorgio. He is so negative about everything, has an over-inflated opinion of his own knowledge and refuses to acknowledge that the Italian's opponents even belong on the same pitch as they are so inferior, even when the Italians are getting their butts kicked.

Example: Preseason friendly USA tour, Man Utd. beating snot out of Juve 3-0 and Giorgio saying that it is obvious to all that Juventus is the superior side. Well, I don't think it was that obvious.

lol
but u could say the same bout ghana-brazil in the world cup, it could happen
but im not sure since i didnt watch the match, n i don't wanna watch it

 

[Bjerknes]

P.S. We all have skeletons...I piss into balloons and hurl them at others...you wank into shoes and some like my co-worker will probably at one time try to be seduced by one guy at the mosque promising him an afterlife of virgins if he straps half a ton of explosives to his body

The truth shall set you free.

 

[Bjerknes]

Oh my God. I just heard a Fox Baseball commentator state the whole World lives for the World Series.

I almost projectile vomited.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

You just don't get it. Think "Religion", as in Organized Religion. You are equating "Religion" with "God". Religion is big business and has little to do with God, and lots to with with selling fear, selling acceptance, and selling superiority over other "wrong" religions. Faith is far different.

If I am a true believer in God, then I don't need some well paid holy man telling me what his book says and why his book is better than another book. As a true believer I can pray anywhere, I don't need a spectacular gold-domed building or a statue on my dashboard, and I will simply live my life in the right way without advertising that I am better than the next guy.

I don't believe that a Minister will heal my sore thumb or headache either but I don't make my own rules on Faith to accomodate my lifestyle. I don't think its too much to ask to confess to my piss hurling..Juve hating ways nor do I think its too much to ask that my kids are baptized etc.

BY the way I don't need the Church to tell me I'm better than the guy next door..I know I am...but maybe its just because I'm a Milanista int:

 

[IncuboRossonero]

Pure Bullshit...

NO its actually one persons beliefs and its called acceptance of others...not labelling it as bullsh*t...if some people accepted that not every nation will be ruled by religious based laws we would not have the problems we have int:

 

[GordoDeCentral]

NO its actually one persons beliefs and its called acceptance of others...not labelling it as bullsh*t...if some people accepted that not every nation will be ruled by religious based laws we would not have the problems we have int:

Every nation IS ruled by religious based laws, but not everyone believes babies are going to hell because they werent baptized or that owning/financing a square foot of the sistine grants you VIP access to heaven. Look at this way a dude who thinks using sondoms is sinful is calling another group backwards?

 

[Seven]

Ahh, you misunderstand me . . . I wonder why.

Did I say Christ was "the big lie". I did not say that. Religion is the big lie. Your co-worker who goes off and prays 5 times during work is a true believer. You, who pisses on people 6 days a week and then on Sunday you put on your best suit and pick out the church where the swells can all be seen, drop a few bucks in the basket and slip out just after communion at the 50 minute mark and head home to watch the Jets play the Bills and then feel all morally superior, have bought into THE BIG LIE.

See you in Hell my little prostitute.

I don't believe people still do that. Perhaps in the 50's, but not now. I personally don't know anyone who acts the way you described. I do know some believers, but most of them go to church every day to pray. Anyway, if I'm wrong and you people still have that kind of thing going on, I suggest you shoot every motherfucking last one of them.

 

[Martin]

I don't believe people still do that. Perhaps in the 50's, but not now. I personally don't know anyone who acts the way you described. I do know some believers, but most of them go to church every day to pray. Anyway, if I'm wrong and you people still have that kind of thing going on, I suggest you shoot every motherfucking last one of them.

Everyday? Where the hell do you live? I've never met a person in my life who goes to church everyday.

 

[Seven]

Everyday? Where the hell do you live? I've never met a person in my life who goes to church everyday.

If you believe, you believe. There are virtually no believers left in my age group, but those who are, are pretty serious about it. Then again, I also live in a community where 42% thinks racism is okay, so perhaps I'm not all that representative for Belgium .

 

[Martin]

If you believe, you believe. There are virtually no believers left in my age group, but those who are, are pretty serious about it. Then again, I also live in a community where 42% thinks racism is okay, so perhaps I'm not all that representative for Belgium .

It's like Pado said, if you're a believer, that's enough in itself. You don't have to go to church to prove anything to yourself. You can never go to church and still be very devout.

 

[Geof]

It's like Pado said, if you're a believer, that's enough in itself. You don't have to go to church to prove anything to yourself. You can never go to church and still be very devout.

You can believe without going to church. But that means faith becomes something individual. Many believers agree that faith has both an individual side (praying, being a good person,...) and a community side (mass, sacraments, evangelism, converting,... proselytism?).
Jesus barely talked to individuals in the gospels, he preferred talking to the 12, or even better, to large groups of people. I think christianity has a vocation for being universal. Every true christian (and probably muslim also) hopes somewhere that the whole world would one day believe in God. But except for some extremists, all agree that faith can only mean someting if it's based on free will. Forcing someone to believe is a total absurdity. Hence the stupidity of proselytism, but not of evangelism (converting).

Protestants are more individualists than catholics, as they believe everyone should read the Bible and make up for his own what to do with it. The minister would only be a help, but should not tell you what to think. Catholics on their side have a far more hierarchical system, and the believers have to believe what the authority tells them to believe. But notice that protestants also go to church and listen to the minister... Every religion has it's rituals, in order to gather people and to unite them around their religion.

I guess it's just a question of definition. You can of course believe without listening to anyone, nor gathering with anyone for that purpose. But IMO you can't call yourself religious, as this implies that you are a 'member' of a religion.