Fuck Portugal.
By far the dirtiest and most classless team in the tournament didn't even deserve to get this far, to be honest with you. I guess that's what happens when you hire Greg Louganis as an assistant coach. Hey, at least Figo and C. Ronaldo can qualify for the Portugese diving team in the next olympics.
I'm off to go meet Maria, Vinnie, Louie and Tony, at the local Papa Gino's for a large Rustic and a pitcher of Miller Lite.
I'll make sure I have my chain on so that I know where to stop shaving when I get out of the shower.
And since I can have my Whopper "my way", I think I'll have it with a huge slice of Gattuso, since he's so good at neutralizing german "superstars", such as Ballack, he's better than a bottle of Pepto-Bismol anyday.
Fabi,I still love you, and I still want you to have my baby.
Seven, Portugal didn't get robbed, they were, and always have been, very overrated. And I still love you.
Erik, sorry. I haven't decided to change teams. You'll be the first to know.
Martin, thanks for the post card, next time send pix of naked chix.
Burke, sorry about your loss on a football front (well, not really), and on a personal/relationship front (well, kinda)
Newsflash, son. YOU'RE WAY TOO YOUNG TOO BE COMMITTED TO ONE GIRL. Go out there and fuck, fuck, fuck, till your unit falls off. Follow my advice, and you'll be a happy little kraut.