To be fair to the joos, they make it really hard for you if you want to convert compared to the kiddy diddlers or the goatfuckers.
kiddy diddlers: go to priest, say how cheesus is your saviour, put your head underwater, done
goatfuckers: allahu akbar, assemble AK-47, dress in towels, point finger at the sky, done
joos: have to learn 3000 pages of joo stories
I tried in order to avoid taxes and to get 0% interest loans in the temple but didn't follow through
PS: also they want a piece of your dick