NEW USERS:announce yourselves and get your balls cupped here (25 Viewers)

[Cessna]

Jem Hazing ritual

Welcome new Norwegian dude. You'll get addicted to this place. It's like no other forum on the internet. Bat$#@! insane on a whole new level.

Thanks

A few reasons to love this team... My avatar, Tevez, Buffon, Vidal, Pirlo....

 

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[Jem83]

And:

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Thanks

A few reasons to love this team... My avatar, Tevez, Buffon, Vidal, Pirlo....

I love the man in my avatar too.

The most handsome man in the universe.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

And:

Blessed be his name.

 

[Cessna]

I will never allow myself to believe we had a "fair chance" vs Gala in the last round.
However, I will allow myself to curse the ineffectivity we had in the earlier rounds.

I look forward to EL Finals, Napoli vs Juve @Delle Alpi (not sure if we are allowed to call it that anymore though)

 

[Jem83]

Juventus Stadium, for now.

Might be something containing Samsung, Balocco or SportFive in the future

We need "liquid money", you see.

 

[Cessna]

I am disappointed though, but I had a feeling that making the tactics with Llorente / Tevez would take some time.
I love the way it is going, and as long as Pirlo can deliver - so can Llorente.... Pirlo balls towards Llorente using headers / first touch to pass the ball... it's excellence.

 

[Wings]

I will never allow myself to believe we had a "fair chance" vs Gala in the last round.
However, I will allow myself to curse the ineffectivity we had in the earlier rounds.

I look forward to EL Finals, Napoli vs Juve @Delle Alpi (not sure if we are allowed to call it that anymore though)

No, not Napoli. Hopefully an EPL team. Delle Alpi Bittersweet memories. We got paid a shitload of money to call it Juventus Stadium.

 

[Jem83]

I am disappointed though, but I had a feeling that making the tactics with Llorente / Tevez would take some time.
I love the way it is going, and as long as Pirlo can deliver - so can Llorente.... Pirlo balls towards Llorente using headers / first touch to pass the ball... it's excellence.

It's excellent, indeed. Many boners were had. Shame Pirlo is injured for some time.

 

[Ragazza]

Greetings fellow Juve fans. I am not really a "new" fan of Juve.
I have been following this team since the 97/98 season, with Fonseca, Zidane, Pessotto, Di Livio, Conte, Inzaghi, Davids, Del Piero, Deschamps.
I bolded the people I viewed as my favourite players at the time. I love the legends... Club did not matter too much to me, the playing style and the player composition did.
I am a lover of the legends. When Maldini retired I felt old and that time was shifting away. I see Totti and Zanetti still playing, but apart from Buffon, those are the only players I remember who still play.

Welcome.

 

[Cessna]

It's excellent, indeed. Many boners were had. Shame Pirlo is injured for some time.

Pirlo is extremely important for us. It's like Spain without Xavi or Busquets

* Thank you Ragazza

 

[Dostoevsky]

Welcome over, enjoy your stay.

 

[Klovn]

I love Llorente.

Welcome.

 

[Nzoric]

Welcome.

Who gave you the mandate to welcome people? Back to the kitchen.

 

[Fint]

Who gave you the mandate to welcome people? Back to the kitchen.

@Jem83 get off this guys deck already, you're coming on way too strong

 

[Ragazza]

Who gave you the mandate to welcome people? Back to the kitchen.

Make your own goddamn sandwich, mister.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Make your own goddamn sandwich, mister.

sudo make me a sandwich.

 

[Nzoric]

Make your own goddamn sandwich, mister.

ssshh, trying to watch TV here.

STOP WALKING YOUR FAT ASS IN FRONT OF THE TV, YOU CAN CLEAN WHILE IM AT WORK.

 

[Martin]

sudo make me a sandwich.

make: *** No rule to make target `me'. Stop.

 

[Ragazza]

ssshh, trying to watch TV here.

STOP WALKING YOUR FAT ASS IN FRONT OF THE TV, YOU CAN CLEAN WHILE IM AT WORK.

MAKE ME.