'Murica! (157 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Canada? Or BC? I have no idea actually. I hadn’t heard anything about this. Maybe in schools? But I don’t have kids and have been out of school for almost 20 years now. Back when I was a teen and in post-secondary in the late 90s to mid 00s, calling everything “gay” and people “fags” and dumb shit “retarded” was the norm.

Same, I still live in those days.

I thought True-Dough banned calling people incorrect pronouns and some other language ish.

 

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[Post Ironic]

Same, I still live in those days.

I thought True-Dough banned calling people incorrect pronouns and some other language ish.

He’s an idiot about the identity politics, and perhaps he did for federal government workers… but I’m not entirely sure and I can’t imagine it would be very enforceable. Would also lead to a lot of wrongful dismissal cases I would think.

 

[Bjerknes]

To be fair, half (or 90%) of the shit from the out there libs is batshit crazy, but I think the same of the far right, so I’m stranded on no man’s land in the middle hoping that at some point the adults in the room take control of the shitshow.

I would like to present to you my idea for a new party. Please bear with me as I explain. It is called the Socialist Fascist Communist Libertarian America First and Last party. Out major campaign issues are:

- Expand TSA mandate to create menstrual cycle checkpoints at all schools K-12 and track via database
- Ban all abortions, especially in cases of rape and TSA pedophilia where it is encouraged
- Outlaw all police forces in cities over 50k population
- Send all outlawed police forces to report to US border control
- Ban gas grills
- Restore Jesus YaWeH ChRisTo as the LoRd N' Savior
- Create Climate Army for individuals 18-24 where they fly to major cities across the world to protest climate change 24/7/365
- Put all trans and non-binary individuals in camps where @GordoDeCentral and @Hust have carte blanche to do anything to them except end their lives
- Only "parents" can make decisions on anything, otherwise other decisions are invalid
- Mandatory excessive government spending with a target rate of 200% increases per year
- Invade poor countries such as Chad under the guise they are LGBTQ crusaders
- Make all major holidays as shoplift prosecution free days
- Create branch of government to re-educate all non- SFCLAFAL supporters as to how they're really the same as us

I hope you join our party for a great new Amerikkka.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

He’s an idiot about the identity politics, and perhaps he did for federal government workers… but I’m not entirely sure and I can’t imagine it would be very enforceable. Would also lead to a lot of wrongful dismissal cases I would think.

Never-mind....

 

[Post Ironic]

I would like to present to you my idea for a new party. Please bear with me as I explain. It is called the Socialist Fascist Communist Libertarian America First and Last party. Out major campaign issues are:

- Expand TSA mandate to create menstrual cycle checkpoints at all schools K-12 and track via database
- Ban all abortions, especially in cases of rape and TSA pedophilia where it is encouraged
- Outlaw all police forces in cities over 50k population
- Send all outlawed police forces to report to US border control
- Ban gas grills
- Restore Jesus YaWeH ChRisTo as the LoRd N' Savior
- Create Climate Army for individuals 18-24 where they fly to major cities across the world to protest climate change 24/7/365
- Put all trans and non-binary individuals in camps where @GordoDeCentral and @Hust have carte blanche to do anything to them except end their lives
- Only "parents" can make decisions on anything, otherwise other decisions are invalid
- Mandatory excessive government spending with a target rate of 200% increases per year
- Invade poor countries such as Chad under the guise they are LGBTQ crusaders
- Make all major holidays as shoplift prosecution free days
- Create branch of government to re-educate all non- SFCLAFAL supporters as to how they're really the same as us

I hope you join our party for a great new Amerikkka.

I love Tuz

You forgot:

-make Greta Thunberg Empress for life.
-make everyone have pet cats, because cats teach consent.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I would like to present to you my idea for a new party. Please bear with me as I explain. It is called the Socialist Fascist Communist Libertarian America First and Last party. Out major campaign issues are:

- Expand TSA mandate to create menstrual cycle checkpoints at all schools K-12 and track via database
- Ban all abortions, especially in cases of rape and TSA pedophilia where it is encouraged
- Outlaw all police forces in cities over 50k population
- Send all outlawed police forces to report to US border control
- Ban gas grills
- Restore Jesus YaWeH ChRisTo as the LoRd N' Savior
- Create Climate Army for individuals 18-24 where they fly to major cities across the world to protest climate change 24/7/365
- Put all trans and non-binary individuals in camps where @GordoDeCentral and @Hust have carte blanche to do anything to them except end their lives
- Only "parents" can make decisions on anything, otherwise other decisions are invalid
- Mandatory excessive government spending with a target rate of 200% increases per year
- Invade poor countries such as Chad under the guise they are LGBTQ crusaders
- Make all major holidays as shoplift prosecution free days
- Create branch of government to re-educate all non- SFCLAFAL supporters as to how they're really the same as us

I hope you join our party for a great new Amerikkka.

Ice Cube is going to be mad.

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You forgot:

-make Greta Thunberg Empress for life.
-make everyone have pet cats, because cats teach consent. :lol

Neither cats, nor pussy, teach consent.

Why do you think I have guns?

 

[Bjerknes]

Ice Cube is going to be mad.

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Neither cats, nor pussy, teach consent.

Why do you think I have guns?

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

I would like to present to you my idea for a new party. Please bear with me as I explain. It is called the Socialist Fascist Communist Libertarian America First and Last party. Out major campaign issues are:

- Expand TSA mandate to create menstrual cycle checkpoints at all schools K-12 and track via database
- Ban all abortions, especially in cases of rape and TSA pedophilia where it is encouraged
- Outlaw all police forces in cities over 50k population
- Send all outlawed police forces to report to US border control
- Ban gas grills
- Restore Jesus YaWeH ChRisTo as the LoRd N' Savior
- Create Climate Army for individuals 18-24 where they fly to major cities across the world to protest climate change 24/7/365
- Put all trans and non-binary individuals in camps where @GordoDeCentral and @Hust have carte blanche to do anything to them except end their lives
- Only "parents" can make decisions on anything, otherwise other decisions are invalid
- Mandatory excessive government spending with a target rate of 200% increases per year
- Invade poor countries such as Chad under the guise they are LGBTQ crusaders
- Make all major holidays as shoplift prosecution free days
- Create branch of government to re-educate all non- SFCLAFAL supporters as to how they're really the same as us

I hope you join our party for a great new Amerikkka.

But what about the BATHROOMS????? Aggravated assault and battery better be legal in every single one across God's country.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That's Ice-T you clownass.

 

[Post Ironic]

Ice Cube is going to be mad.

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Neither cats, nor pussy, teach consent.

Why do you think I have guns?

I can’t stand most pet cats to be honest. I don’t know a single cat owner who hasn’t been scratched to bleeding and bitten hard multiple times by their “pet”. And litter boxes no matter how often you change them smell, not to mention cats tracking litter and shit over every surface in the house because most cat owners think cats can’t be trained to stay off counters and tables and your pillows lol.

Cats I guess teach some weird consent about scratching or biting you if you try to pet them when they aren’t in the mood, but then literally teach most cat owners to behave like battered women by accepting being randomly scratched and attacked for no reason, having the cat take a shit on your bed or piss in your shoes if its upset or stressed, and jumping on your face in the middle of the night to wake you up cause their bored. Lol

 

[Bjerknes]

But what about the BATHROOMS????? Aggravated assault and battery better be legal in every single one across God's country.

Good point. TSA also will have checkpoints at all bathrooms. They will use their discretion as to whom they check for extra baggage.

ALLEGRI_IS_GOD can be in charge of that one since he's tough.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I can’t stand most pet cats to be honest. I don’t know a single cat owner who hasn’t been scratched to bleeding and bitten hard multiple times by their “pet”. And litter boxes no matter how often you change them smell, not to mention cats tracking litter and shit over every surface in the house because most cat owners think cats can’t be trained to stay off counters and tables and your pillows lol.

Cats I guess teach some weird consent about scratching or biting you if you try to pet them when they aren’t in the mood, but then literally teach most cat owners to behave like battered women by accepting being randomly scratched and attacked for no reason, having the cat take a shit on your bed or piss in your shoes if its upset or stressed, and jumping on your face in the middle of the night to wake you up cause their bored. Lol

Dude, I grew up with over 30 dogs over 20 years, I will only own cats from now on. I don't give a hell about what the cat does, it doesn't bug me, nor is it loud.

 

[Post Ironic]

Dude, I grew up with over 30 dogs over 20 years, I will only own cats from now on. I don't give a hell about what the cat does, it doesn't bug me, nor is it loud.

Dogs definitely have their problems too, would never say they don’t, but are more trainable the vast majority of the time due to better domestication and social intelligence.

I think it depends on how you set boundaries with a pet cat probably, and seemingly everyone thinks cats shouldn’t/won’t be trained, so I hear people I know constantly complaining about cats jumping on them in the night, yowling all night long for attention, scratching up and destroying furniture, biting and scratching their owners, etc.

 

[Elvin]

Dogs definitely have their problems too, would never say they don’t, but are more trainable the vast majority of the time due to better domestication and social intelligence.

I think it depends on how you set boundaries with a pet cat probably, and seemingly everyone thinks cats shouldn’t/won’t be trained, so I hear people I know constantly complaining about cats jumping on them in the night, yowling all night long for attention, scratching up and destroying furniture, biting and scratching their owners, etc.

I will never understand why people bother with pets. What exactly is their point?

 

[icemaη]

I can’t stand most pet cats to be honest. I don’t know a single cat owner who hasn’t been scratched to bleeding and bitten hard multiple times by their “pet”. And litter boxes no matter how often you change them smell, not to mention cats tracking litter and shit over every surface in the house because most cat owners think cats can’t be trained to stay off counters and tables and your pillows lol.

Cats I guess teach some weird consent about scratching or biting you if you try to pet them when they aren’t in the mood, but then literally teach most cat owners to behave like battered women by accepting being randomly scratched and attacked for no reason, having the cat take a shit on your bed or piss in your shoes if its upset or stressed, and jumping on your face in the middle of the night to wake you up cause their bored. Lol

I feel personally attacked

 

[Post Ironic]

I feel personally attacked

My apologies. I’m sure there are lots of lovely cats and cat owners, I just seem to know mostly the ones who have cats that sound like a nightmare to live with.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I’m from an NDP stronghold in Canada, Vancouver Island. Our kind of social Democrat workers party. We’re a left-leaning paradise here. But I suppose in a less obnoxious way than San Fran and the progressive elites on the coast there. Lots of resource workers and blue collar here still to balance things out.

I don’t in reality think you or Cam are “far” right, in the Marjorie Taylor Greene loony bin kind of way. It’s just the internet and it’s easy to lose exaggerate the opinions of others and be an asshole in arguments which I definitely fall prey too sometimes. We can all find points of agreement here even if we disagree on a lot of things.

Like you guys I’m sick to death of the woke, identity politicking, virtue signalling rubbish and feel it’s helping trash society pretty quickly, even though I feel the real loonies out on the right are doing the same thing. Personally, I just want some reasonable centrist policies that don’t go overboard either way and cannot really fathom why - what I believe is - the majority who probably align somewhere in this area can’t get out shit together and finally tell the fringes to get wrecked with their insanity.

The fringe will always hijack movements. And unfortunately you can only fight fire with fire.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I can’t stand most pet cats to be honest. I don’t know a single cat owner who hasn’t been scratched to bleeding and bitten hard multiple times by their “pet”. And litter boxes no matter how often you change them smell, not to mention cats tracking litter and shit over every surface in the house because most cat owners think cats can’t be trained to stay off counters and tables and your pillows lol.

Cats I guess teach some weird consent about scratching or biting you if you try to pet them when they aren’t in the mood, but then literally teach most cat owners to behave like battered women by accepting being randomly scratched and attacked for no reason, having the cat take a shit on your bed or piss in your shoes if its upset or stressed, and jumping on your face in the middle of the night to wake you up cause their bored. Lol

I have never been scratched or bitten by my cat. Also it never shat anywhere but in the litter which is actually outside. It never goes up counters or tables i think most pets take on their owner's traits.

 

[JuveJay]

I have never been scratched or bitten by my cat. Also it never shat anywhere but in the litter which is actually outside. It never goes up counters or tables i think most pets take on their owner's traits.

100%. Bad pets are almost always due to laziness of the owners.

Only time I ever gotten bitten or scratched by a cat was when an old cat bit me as a kid when I tried to grab it's paw, and it was only a little nip to warn me.

 

[swag]

I give you 5 to 10 years to become "far" right, or 3 months of living in a liberal paradise like san fran.

Everybody points out San Fran, but Portland is where dat's at.

I would like to present to you my idea for a new party. Please bear with me as I explain. It is called the Socialist Fascist Communist Libertarian America First and Last party. Out major campaign issues are:

- Expand TSA mandate to create menstrual cycle checkpoints at all schools K-12 and track via database
- Ban all abortions, especially in cases of rape and TSA pedophilia where it is encouraged
- Outlaw all police forces in cities over 50k population
- Send all outlawed police forces to report to US border control
- Ban gas grills
- Restore Jesus YaWeH ChRisTo as the LoRd N' Savior
- Create Climate Army for individuals 18-24 where they fly to major cities across the world to protest climate change 24/7/365
- Put all trans and non-binary individuals in camps where @GordoDeCentral and @Hust have carte blanche to do anything to them except end their lives
- Only "parents" can make decisions on anything, otherwise other decisions are invalid
- Mandatory excessive government spending with a target rate of 200% increases per year
- Invade poor countries such as Chad under the guise they are LGBTQ crusaders
- Make all major holidays as shoplift prosecution free days
- Create branch of government to re-educate all non- SFCLAFAL supporters as to how they're really the same as us

I hope you join our party for a great new Amerikkka.

What, they specifically should be FEMA camps for trans and non-binos.

Dogs definitely have their problems too, would never say they don’t, but are more trainable the vast majority of the time due to better domestication and social intelligence.

One of the dirty secrets of Portugal is that they have some of the worst disciplined dogs and dog owners on the planet.

I will never understand why people bother with pets. What exactly is their point?

Some days when it's snowing and cold and you can't drive to the market, a man's gotta eat, ya know?