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fuck couldn't remember what thread this was in. So, true story tonight in pure Hustini fashion...those cams I relocated to my backyard to watch the side street beside my house (dead ends into a short tree line that opens into a golf course)...there is no street light here so people park here all the time to try and do dumb shit...not on Hustini's watch though.
Tonight a car parked there, my cameras alerted me...so I snuck around the back side of my house (opposite side) and snuck down along the tree line where my fence is and followed it to the side where the car was parked. We have a swing set/tree house right there literally 10 feet from where the car was parked...by that time the guy and girl had already climbed to the back seat of the car. I just started swinging on the swing and its pitch black out here. LOL when they realized they heard something and opened the door he was in his boxers and I was right there smiling at them swinging. The look on her face when she realized a guy was on a swing right next to the car the entire time in the middle of the night was amazing. Worth the effort
I asked them if everything was ok, then got off my swing and walked in front of the car and took a picture of the license plate and the girl (asian) was pleading with me "Sir, we are leaving we are leaving, please sir" blah blah but I just started walking away and called the police and gave them their description, what they were wearing (and not wearing), their plate number, etc.
LuL Husted and cock-blocked.
I probably shouldn't be having this much fun with these cameras.
Tonight a car parked there, my cameras alerted me...so I snuck around the back side of my house (opposite side) and snuck down along the tree line where my fence is and followed it to the side where the car was parked. We have a swing set/tree house right there literally 10 feet from where the car was parked...by that time the guy and girl had already climbed to the back seat of the car. I just started swinging on the swing and its pitch black out here. LOL when they realized they heard something and opened the door he was in his boxers and I was right there smiling at them swinging. The look on her face when she realized a guy was on a swing right next to the car the entire time in the middle of the night was amazing. Worth the effort
I asked them if everything was ok, then got off my swing and walked in front of the car and took a picture of the license plate and the girl (asian) was pleading with me "Sir, we are leaving we are leaving, please sir" blah blah but I just started walking away and called the police and gave them their description, what they were wearing (and not wearing), their plate number, etc.
LuL Husted and cock-blocked.
I probably shouldn't be having this much fun with these cameras.
I can't imagine why anyone would willingly take that post when (depsite my love for America) I would campaign, spend my fortune, to not do it.
fuck couldn't remember what thread this was in. So, true story tonight in pure Hustini fashion...those cams I relocated to my backyard to watch the side street beside my house (dead ends into a short tree line that opens into a golf course)...there is no street light here so people park here all the time to try and do dumb shit...not on Hustini's watch though.
Tonight a car parked there, my cameras alerted me...so I snuck around the back side of my house (opposite side) and snuck down along the tree line where my fence is and followed it to the side where the car was parked. We have a swing set/tree house right there literally 10 feet from where the car was parked...by that time the guy and girl had already climbed to the back seat of the car. I just started swinging on the swing and its pitch black out here. LOL when they realized they heard something and opened the door he was in his boxers and I was right there smiling at them swinging. The look on her face when she realized a guy was on a swing right next to the car the entire time in the middle of the night was amazing. Worth the effort
I asked them if everything was ok, then got off my swing and walked in front of the car and took a picture of the license plate and the girl (asian) was pleading with me "Sir, we are leaving we are leaving, please sir" blah blah but I just started walking away and called the police and gave them their description, what they were wearing (and not wearing), their plate number, etc.
LuL Husted and cock-blocked.
I probably shouldn't be having this much fun with these cameras.
Tonight a car parked there, my cameras alerted me...so I snuck around the back side of my house (opposite side) and snuck down along the tree line where my fence is and followed it to the side where the car was parked. We have a swing set/tree house right there literally 10 feet from where the car was parked...by that time the guy and girl had already climbed to the back seat of the car. I just started swinging on the swing and its pitch black out here. LOL when they realized they heard something and opened the door he was in his boxers and I was right there smiling at them swinging. The look on her face when she realized a guy was on a swing right next to the car the entire time in the middle of the night was amazing. Worth the effort
I asked them if everything was ok, then got off my swing and walked in front of the car and took a picture of the license plate and the girl (asian) was pleading with me "Sir, we are leaving we are leaving, please sir" blah blah but I just started walking away and called the police and gave them their description, what they were wearing (and not wearing), their plate number, etc.
LuL Husted and cock-blocked.
I probably shouldn't be having this much fun with these cameras.
fuck couldn't remember what thread this was in. So, true story tonight in pure Hustini fashion...those cams I relocated to my backyard to watch the side street beside my house (dead ends into a short tree line that opens into a golf course)...there is no street light here so people park here all the time to try and do dumb shit...not on Hustini's watch though.
Tonight a car parked there, my cameras alerted me...so I snuck around the back side of my house (opposite side) and snuck down along the tree line where my fence is and followed it to the side where the car was parked. We have a swing set/tree house right there literally 10 feet from where the car was parked...by that time the guy and girl had already climbed to the back seat of the car. I just started swinging on the swing and its pitch black out here. LOL when they realized they heard something and opened the door he was in his boxers and I was right there smiling at them swinging. The look on her face when she realized a guy was on a swing right next to the car the entire time in the middle of the night was amazing. Worth the effort
I asked them if everything was ok, then got off my swing and walked in front of the car and took a picture of the license plate and the girl (asian) was pleading with me "Sir, we are leaving we are leaving, please sir" blah blah but I just started walking away and called the police and gave them their description, what they were wearing (and not wearing), their plate number, etc.
LuL Husted and cock-blocked.
I probably shouldn't be having this much fun with these cameras.
Tonight a car parked there, my cameras alerted me...so I snuck around the back side of my house (opposite side) and snuck down along the tree line where my fence is and followed it to the side where the car was parked. We have a swing set/tree house right there literally 10 feet from where the car was parked...by that time the guy and girl had already climbed to the back seat of the car. I just started swinging on the swing and its pitch black out here. LOL when they realized they heard something and opened the door he was in his boxers and I was right there smiling at them swinging. The look on her face when she realized a guy was on a swing right next to the car the entire time in the middle of the night was amazing. Worth the effort
I asked them if everything was ok, then got off my swing and walked in front of the car and took a picture of the license plate and the girl (asian) was pleading with me "Sir, we are leaving we are leaving, please sir" blah blah but I just started walking away and called the police and gave them their description, what they were wearing (and not wearing), their plate number, etc.
LuL Husted and cock-blocked.
I probably shouldn't be having this much fun with these cameras.
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