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Gerd

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Dec 25, 2011
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Just saw Skyfall on noobroom . To say it really i had read the previous comments here , but seeing the exellent reviews i was really pumped , only to be left extremely dissapointed . I didn't think it was the worst bond movie ever , but it generally sucked .

First the story wasn't really that compelling , typical story with no exeptional twists and also it was a boredom for a great part of the movie . The only thing that redeemed it was javier bardem , which was great and berenice marlohe who was a nice piece of ass , althrough we didn't get to admire it that much :( . The action was a joke , unbelivable and ridiculous piece of crap action scenes . I heard that berenice marlohe brought not only looks , but also acting chops to the menu , but she barely was in the movie for 5 minutes . She was there just so bond could could fuck her . I also watched vids of the spy girl actrees doing training of handling weapons and guns before shooting the movie so that everything could look real , so couldn't somebody learn to daniel craig how to fucking fight ? He is ridiculous , in the hong kong fight scene with the bodyguards he has a stance of a typical street thug . James Bond is supposed to be a trained Agent

And for last , what was up with the last scenes ? Bond always get's the fight to his enemies , he doesn't hide like a rat and set up traps . It is not a tower defense game , the house scenes looked like an R-Rated version of Home Alone , it's james bond ffs
 

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pitbull

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Jul 26, 2007
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And for last , what was up with the last scenes ? Bond always get's the fight to his enemies , he doesn't hide like a rat and set up traps . It is not a tower defense game , the house scenes looked like an R-Rated version of Home Alone , it's james bond ffs
well put :lol:
 

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Diez
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Apr 14, 2005
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i finally got to see cloud atlas, i thought the movie was good and transitioned pretty seamlessly for a movie with so many "settings", but had the following reservations:

- English! it was really annoying trying to decipher tom hanks and his buddies doing their impression of jar jar binks, same with the asian chick i mean cast someone we can understand
- Halle berry is still a mediocre actress/actor
- too much agenda pushing by director

so overall. audacious and creative work but imo could have been better
 

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Tickle Me
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Oct 11, 2005
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i finally got to see cloud atlas, i thought the movie was good and transitioned pretty seamlessly for a movie with so many "settings", but had the following reservations:

- English! it was really annoying trying to decipher tom hanks and his buddies doing their impression of jar jar binks, same with the asian chick i mean cast someone we can understand
- Halle berry is still a mediocre actress/actor
- too much agenda pushing by director

so overall. audacious and creative work but imo could have been better
I don't know if you know, could influence your opinion, but the movie had three directors.
 

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Tickle Me
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Oct 11, 2005
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thought it was Lana Wachowski's baby, what did you think of it?
I've only made it through the first 20 minutes. Tried to start it late night, but I was tired and figured I wouldn't be able to keep up.

So I'll have to get back to you.

Andy W and some other guy directed as well.
 

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