Honestly, this is exactly how I'd imagine a Bezzy story to look like
Ffs Zach it says it right there in the first post

I've already burned my fingers with this shit in the last game I played, though I still can't think of any reason why Hoori didn't just PM the narrator in that game.
Ok guys I have a suggestion.
Kate and Jihadi John claimed to receive PM before anyone else did.. Why did they do that? Because they are Gs.
I suggest we vote out one of them tomorrow, if it's true then we have killed one G and we know that the other is also a G.
If they indeed are Gs and got their PMs early, saying so would've been among the most retarded shit I've seen on this game. On, or before day one, you can't afford to do anything that puts the spotlight on you in any way, people will kill you for nothing. And what advantage would they have gained from doing what they did? It's not like what Zach just did or Hoori in a previous game when you claim to not have received any PM, which would implicate that you're simply a C, it's the exact opposite actually.
Not to mention that we have no reason to believe that Bezzy did send out some PMs early as Osman pointed out.
It doesn't make any sense. Them just trolling is by far the most likely theory.
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You gonna start that act this early, really?
I've seen him do that every time regardless if he ends up G or C though
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Care to share?