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[Dj Juve]

"what bout me?" whines young Cassano??

 

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[Bongiovi]

Here, shouts Totti, have my spot cream....you need it more than me.....you have to be so good looking like me to even feature in WC 2006.....football skills don't matter, look how far I've got....

 

[Sarah_old]

"As he said that, he took out a small mirror out of his pocket and grins at his beautiful self"

~Sarah

 

[Dj Juve]

the mirror shatters at the sight of totti

 

[Desmond]

totti smiles slyly at cassano and says,"this mirror i got from the shop down the street always makes the chicks dig me "

 

[Dj Juve]

"they must have brains of chickens to dig you" giggles Montella

 

[Vinman]

Trap responds to Cassano and Montella :

"Why dont you 2 find a bench to sit on, I've got work to do with my 'lil Francesco !!"

 

[Layce Erayce]

Trap strolls into the changing room with Francesco at his heels, muttering something about using the 'Force' as Montella and Cassano busy themselves by.........

 

[Dj Juve]

eating pie...

 

[Sarah_old]

This sure tastes yummy. But not as good as...

 

[Dj Juve]

...mom's baked yogurt" boasts young Cassano

 

[Sivori]

And then dies from foodpoisoning.
Not realizing it's too late for Antonio Montella starts...

 

[Dj Juve]

but before montella could eat the yogurt, the darlig friend Capello runs to the rescue

 

[Layce Erayce]

he dives, matrix-style, stops in mid-air, does a few flips, and slaps the spoon out of vincenzo's mouth- it drops in slow motion.....

 

[Bongiovi]

onto Totti's head who was at the time licking montella's boots, realising he's been caught on his knees at Montella's feet he....

 

[Dj Juve]

...starts to fake an injury..

 

[Dj Juve]

at the same time, young Antonio brings more pie and yogurt and seeing Totti faking he himself trip and...

 

[Layce Erayce]

starts drowning in the pie he brought....

 

[Dj Juve]

but suddenly, the whole roma camp comes to a halt....Delvecchio scored!!!

 

[Bongiovi]

Who the hell is Delvecchio says Capello, did someone just buy him??