Let me tell you a story... (2 Viewers)

[Martin]

Ok, here's an idea. We tell a story, one sentence per post. Anyone can join in and contribute with their sentence. But you cannot post more than a sentence. And you cannot post twice in a row.

Yeah I know it's not an original idea but so what

 

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[Mac]

ok so are u gonna start

 

[Martin]

Oh yeah and it doesn't have to be a sentence, can be just a fragment

"As I woke up on post matchday I noticed my head is shaved..."

 

[Whizz]

"and my eye brows had been died pink...."

 

[Martin]

"oh no, what now, as the best player in Roman history, I can't attend the press conference looking like this..."

 

[Whizz]

"O dear what shall I do...."

 

[JuventusFan]

Nice idea.

"Should I wear a wig? Or should I just face it and go like this?"

 

[Martin]

"I'll call my pal Vincent and ask him what he thinks I should do..."

 

[JuventusFan]

"Oh no. The line is busy, things just can't get any worse..."

 

[Vinman]

"Someone's knocking at the door, who can it be??"

 

[Martin]

Who bolded the story? :fero:

"Damn it's Vicenzo, I bet he's come to claim that lawnmower I borrowed 5 months ago..."

 

[Greg]

"God, I wish I gave him that lawnmower back when I finished with it because now I'm gonna miss Big Thursday: The biggest night of TV ever................."

 

[Martin]

I feel we are sliding off topic with the story, the guy got up and his head was shaved and now he's missing Tv cause of a lawnmower?

He jumped out of the window, ran like hell to mount his Ferrari and headed for the training ground only to remember that Don Fabio had given them the day off.

 

[Greg]

That's the whole point.

 

[Martin]

Ok, who's next?

 

[Bongiovi]

He then suddenly realised that he can't actually mount his ferrari, he looked down between his legs in sheer fright only to realise in his haste he'd mounted the.........

 

[Greg]

Gearstick

 

[Desmond]

Just then,his handphone rang.

 

[Whizz]

"It's the Manager..."

 

[Martin]

"Get your ass down here so you can clean up after the little party you threw for young Antonio!"