Ok, here's an idea. We tell a story, one sentence per post. Anyone can join in and contribute with their sentence. But you cannot post more than a sentence. And you cannot post twice in a row.
"God, I wish I gave him that lawnmower back when I finished with it because now I'm gonna miss Big Thursday: The biggest night of TV ever................."
I feel we are sliding off topic with the story, the guy got up and his head was shaved and now he's missing Tv cause of a lawnmower?
He jumped out of the window, ran like hell to mount his Ferrari and headed for the training ground only to remember that Don Fabio had given them the day off.
He then suddenly realised that he can't actually mount his ferrari, he looked down between his legs in sheer fright only to realise in his haste he'd mounted the.........