Let me tell you a story... (2 Viewers)

[Dj Juve]

++ [ originally posted by Alex ] ++
"Penalty!

oh! and Batmon gets his marching orders!.......

 

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[Martin]

"The referee orders a retake...Zoff pushes Totti aside and blasts it over the bar"

What's with the Romans and the penalties?

 

[Majed]

Totti stopped crying because he fanilly saw Zoff naked

 

[Dj Juve]

"hey, how come i dont have that thingy??" says totti to zoff

 

[Greg]

Zoff tells totti, "you do, but your's is so small you need a microscope to see it".

 

[Bongiovi]

mmmmm thinks Totti, better find out where I can buy some enlargement cream.... and after seeing some of the black players in the shower maybe I should ask one of them!!!!!!

 

[Dj Juve]

seeing one of the black players *ahem*
"eek! what is that!?!" says totti

(ok, we shall stop with this topic i think)

 

[Slagathor]

Let's! It's getting

 

[Anastacia]

totti meets montella in the showers and gets a punch in the eye ... totti turns around and says 'Why did you do that' .. Montella replies - "coz you cheated on me", ok am kidding, he said "coz u said that u prefered to play with del piero instead of me in the world cup!!

 

[Ali]

Are you guys serious? :irritate:

 

[Greg]

++ [ originally posted by DaJuve ] ++
Are you guys serious? :irritated:

 

[Desmond]

now montella gets a punch from totti.'What was that for?'he asks.
totti replies,'that's for you being too lousy to play in the wc!'

 

[Slagathor]

"I'll get you for that!", Totti starts pulling Montella's hair and scratching him with his nails while screaming with a high voice.

 

[Nekton]

:LOL:

 

[Dj Juve]

cassano comes in...."will u girls stop it already!?"

 

[Slagathor]

"What? Does the pie-eating contest winner dare to talk to me? I challenge you for a duel! Tonight at sunset at the Colloseum. Choice of weapons is yours!!"

 

[Bongiovi]

At Sunset Totti arrives along with his choice of weapons....Mirror, hairspray, comb, spot cream, and breath freshener, oh wait a minute they are always in his bag....his weapons are

 

[Slagathor]

...518.649 Lazio hooligans.

 

[Dj Juve]

cassano freaks out and starts eating pie

 

[Vinman]

On to the scene driving his 1986 Fiat x-19 is......Trap !!!

"Wait boys, dont fight. Please dont hurt my little Francesco, I'm grooming him to be Italy's superstar at WC 2006, where our team will rely solely on him".........