Let me tell you a story... (4 Viewers)

[Dj Juve]

"mmmm...fried fish...." delvecchio

 

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[Desmond]

capello"well then let's go have some fish and forget about the match.

 

[Dj Juve]

"fish?!? what happen ever happen to chicken pie?" whines Cassano

 

[Layce Erayce]

Capello: Well we cant have chichen pie any more ever since my old woman stopped laying eggs

 

[Dj Juve]

"but my mom lays eggs too!" whines Cassano

 

[Layce Erayce]

Well nobody beats the quality of eggs of Sensi's farm. So I'm sorry. AS Roma have been known more for their quality dairy products that their quality football(by a long way ). its either good eggs or no eggs at all!

 

[Dj Juve]

"well, let's have sheep pie then"

 

[Layce Erayce]

Too woolly.....

 

[Dj Juve]

"banana papaya pie! yummie" shrieks totti

 

[Slagathor]

This thread lacks serious intelligence!

 

[Dj Juve]

well with somebody like dj leading the pack, whatcha expect?

 

[Slagathor]

Don't worry - I didn't participate for a reason! It's not like I'd be able to get that intelligence level up anyway...

 

[Dj Juve]

infact u'll probably bring it down, somehow

 

[Slagathor]

I already did - the story stopped!!

 

[Dj Juve]

you evil evil man!

 

[Desmond]

i'll get it going again(if i can)
capello to cassano,totti and delvecchio:
"we'll have sheep pie,woolly or not.and not another word or i'll have all of you licking my boots* in the dugout during the next match!"

*literally

 

[Dj Juve]

"but i want papaya pie!!" totti shrieks once again....

 

[Desmond]

capello:"ok that does it totti.remember to bring shoe polish to apply on your tongue during the next match."
(which coincidentally is roma-juve)

 

[Desmond]

this is becoming an anti-roma thread

 

[Layce Erayce]

Ok, well ronaldo walks in- he's desperate, drooling, "I need something I can chew on to trim my teeth they're growing too fast!!!!!!!"