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[Dj Juve]

baby-mini-me

 

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[Desmond]

:LOL:


(i think it's better to continue the story.)

 

[Dj Juve]

now now that cassano is finally fast a sleep, sucking his thumb, Totti begins his evil plan. "one day, u might just be better than me, and i cannot accept that" says Totti with a devious smile, as he prepares to circumcise hapless Cassano


.....but just as cassano seems doomed forever, he jumps up, matrix-style, and reaches for the thing next to him, a papaya and flings at Totti

 

[Tom]

luckily for totti, he slips on a banana peel and tumbles over (!)
just before Cassano's weapon makes contact

 

[Dj Juve]

totti slips and is in a coma....six years later, he wakes up...

 

[Tom]

.. and cassano is captain of Roma, in the final match of the season they need a win to get promoted to serie C1

 

[Dj Juve]

totti realizes this, runs to Cassano and finally, tries to circumcise Cassaano...

 

[Tom]

..on the pitch in front of 80,000 fans, while cassano is taking a last minute penalty with the score 0-0

 

[Dj Juve]

and totti throws a blade rite on the spot, sendin cassano into the twilight zone

 

[Tom]

and popping the ball!

Referee Moreno gives 6 goals to Roma and they are promoted, and totti is once again the hero of the roma fans. However the circumsision doesn't go very well and when cassano wakes up he finds..

 

[Dj Juve]

he has three nose hairs missing!

 

[Tom]

(is that all you could come up with? )

Totti has attached them to his face as a sort of pathetic beard, in an attempt to make himself look even slightly less like a girl

 

[Dj Juve]

meanwhile, cassano cant stop the bleedin on his knee that was injured while b*tch-slappin Delvecchio, tries to peel a banana

 

[Tom]

In walks Walter Samuel (the only cool roma player) and whips both their asses coz they beat him to roma player of the year award. Damn he's pissed.whoever walks in the door next is gonna get some...

 

[Dj Juve]

banana

 

[Tom]

stuffed right up their...

 

[Dj Juve]

underwears

 

[Nekton]

And in steps Sepp Blatter...

 

[Tom]

(ooh this gettin' good)

trying to collect extra votes to regain his FIFA presidency

Totti: but why should I vote for you when everyone says you organised a conspiracy to knock Italy out of the world cup?

Blatter: I'll give you 2 euros

Totti: yes! yes! I'll vote for you!

suddenly, walter samuel picks up a rubbish bin and hits......

 

[Dj Juve]

the wall, while mumbling some zulu words