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[Layce Erayce]

Then he remembers: "Aaah, Delvecchio." he pauses for a second...

 

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[Slagathor]

Then he continues: "Quickly, find out who that guy is for me, Francesco! I can't look stupid at the press conference!"

 

[Dj Juve]

"you're gonna have to increase my salary u know," says totti

 

[Bongiovi]

Look Francessco, you know I'm trying to buy Davids and I need all the money for him....he can teach you how to actually play football and maybe you can learn to have a bit of passion for the game instead of just for yourself.......oh no says Capello, why did I say that, Totti get up off the floor and stop shaking, quivering and wimpering like a baby, he's not that frightening......Delvecchio shouts.....oh my god what on earth is that awful smell???....all eyes look towards Totti as he.......

 

[Sivori]

performs an amuzing dance

 

[Dj Juve]

and farts like mad....

 

[Layce Erayce]

Capello: Hey is that my wife's perfume I smell??

 

[Dj Juve]

"yeah i've been sleeping wit her " shouts Cassano

 

[Desmond]

"that's it!i'm gonna release you on a free for that!"shouts cappello,tears forming in his eyes.

 

[Dj Juve]

"but wait, then the club will start to get some money" says capello...

 

[Layce Erayce]

Cassano: oh yeah, me and margarita will elope together, living in the mountains, eating snow and bear-skin, making love on the mountaintops, and you will be a single ineligible bachelor who will probably die oding on viagra and replying to personals ads until the day yo die

 

[Dj Juve]

 

[Desmond]

capello:"who cares?with money any woman i want,i can get!i can trust those fools at roma to gimme some lucrative contract to pay me megabucks for doing squat!"

 

[Dj Juve]

hey capello, newsbreak, Roma is BANKRUPT....

 

[Layce Erayce]

Capello: Thats not my problem, idiot. Thats Sensi's. Im just supposed to ask him to make unrealistic bids for Davids for the fun of it.

 

[Sivori]

Codfish

 

[Desmond]

just then sensi walks in and says,"well,well,well,what have we got here?a money grubbing blonde,a lovemaking minor and an old fool on his way out of AS roma.Interesting."

 

[Sivori]

The codfish disappears into thin air

 

[Dj Juve]

"fvck the codfish!!" screams Sensi

 

[Sivori]

It's gone anyway, says Totti (or is he dead by now, I don't remember), all that remains is a faint smell or rum.