This deal...
Leonardo rapes Beppe
Beppe rapes Bonucci
Bonucci rapes Gonzalo
Gonzalo rapes Leonardo
Caldara watches and touches himself.
Did I get this right?
Honestly ?
Milan needs quality now to get into shithole europe. starters
Higuain ? Good player for them to make the CL and do well in euros. However, completely raped by salary
Caldara ? They honestly need quality and reliability now, not nurture a player. they'd need for example, a barzagli style player. Caldara would be excellent for Inter or Napoli who have a good base and are in fact in CL
Bonucci ? Peasants will look at Ronaldo and think he's the reason we suddenly out of the blue transition 4x faster and play 5x more fluid without even touching the ball. It will be Bonucci. Ronaldo is the reason Ronaldo scores 4/5 of the chances he'll get.
Beppe got the GOAT still in his peak and still no signs of age decay. Beppe got the HUGE missing link back from last season.
Beppe also sold the player who the GOAT is replacing for his correct amortisation value (you know what i mean)
And then, beeing the good baws he is, he gifted milan Caldara, so he can get him back next season too.
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nah, pure alpha Beppe was when he said "if you refuse us once, Juventus look elsewhere" when asked about Draxler. this is Beppe swallowing his pride
The only thing you'll swallow, is Leo's filthy salty sperm when he's back to his old form and you have to shut up you're whore mouth