Lapo Elkann (3 Viewers)

piotrr

Forza Vesuvio
Sep 13, 2011
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You cant script this
I’m sick of people saying ‘You couldn’t write a script like this.’ If people can write scripts about dystopian futures where life is in fact a simulation made by sentient machines to harness humans’ heat and electricity as an energy source, they can probably write ones about Lapo Elkann banging a tranny and getting arrested for faking his own kidnapping.





@Ocelot
 

Martin

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2000
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I’m sick of people saying 'You couldn’t write a script like this.’ If people can write scripts about dystopian futures where life is in fact a simulation made by sentient machines to harness humans’ heat and electricity as an energy source, they can probably write ones about Lapo Elkann banging a tranny and getting arrested for faking his own kidnapping.





@Ocelot
"you couldn't make this up" people say about things that are known to have been made up
 

Hustini

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Hustini
May 29, 2005
86,252
Lapo Elkann essentially confirms Buffon's contract renewal with Juventus: "You don't know how much I enjoy (that he's renewing), Gianluigi is a fantastic person with heart and a great champion." [RAI Radio]
 

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