Welcome to my back-of-the-envelope calculation of what I call the Juventuz Yakk Factor. It's a measure of how much a player receives obsessive posts in their player thread, divided by the minutes of appearance in Serie A this season.
Counting from June 2014 with the ratio of pages yakked about per minute played, here are the rankings in order:
- Coman: 99pgs/224' = 0.442
- Vidal: 319/1610' = 0.198
- Marota: 161/986' = 0.163
- Pogba: 224/1853' = 0.121
- Pereyra: 89/1650' = 0.0539
- Tevez: 98/2124' = 0.0461
- Marchisio: 100/2236' = 0.0447
- Bonucci: 66/2430' = 0.0272
- Lichtsteiner: 46/1914' = 0.0240
- Chiellini: 42/2160' = 0.0194
- Buffon: 33/2430' = 0.0136
- Llorente: 100/1501' = 0.0666
- Asamoah: 29/530' = 0.0547
- Pirlo: 56/1278' = 0.0438
- Padoin: 23/536' = 0.0429
- Caceres: 26/787' = 0.0330
- Evra: 27/1464' = 0.0184
- Ogbonna: 17/1163' = 0.0146
At a whopping nearly (at 20 posts per page)
8.84 posts per minute played, Coman wipes the floor with the rest of the Juventus players, more than double the next closest player in Vidal.