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[Negative Creep]

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Ramin

 

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[Ramin]

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Good one.

 

[gray]

++ [ originally posted by Negative Creep ] ++
Reasons people eat Pizza.

Nick - To 'keep in touch with his roots'
Blandest - Because Emma bought it and its free
Shadowfax - Because he wants to be Italian
Andy - Because Burke is doing it.

:LOL: spot on

 

[Negative Creep]

Youve just got yourself an immunity pass.

 

[gray]

bah, that's boring.

try me

 

[Negative Creep]

Im seeing god, im seeing Gray and im backing down.

This one is to much for even the blandest of them all

 

[Negative Creep]

Take note martin and mikhail. I restricted myself. I believe that buys me another couple of weeks?

 

[Azzurri7]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Why does Andy speak so much trash about English soccer?



Because he actually loves it.









Not really.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Majed ] ++

EDIT: Easy Andy!.. You have to admit that it was good... specially for frustrated people like us US soccer fans... Things are getting better, but that doesn't mean we can't see the funny side of it

It might have been funny the first time I heard it, but after more than a few times you sort of "get tired of it."

 

[Majed]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++


It might have been funny the first time I heard it, but after more than a few times you sort of "get tired of it."

I year ya

 

[Chxta]

This thread like its starter, is insane.

 

[Fred]

++ [ originally posted by Negative Creep ] ++
Reasons people eat Pizza.

Nick - To 'keep in touch with his roots'
Blandest - Because Emma bought it and its free
Shadowfax - Because he wants to be Italian
Andy - Because Burke is doing it.

 

[Negative Creep]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++


It might have been funny the first time I heard it, but after more than a few times you sort of "get tired of it."

Just because your tired of hearing it doesnt mean it isnt true buddy.

It is true. If you were picked for the american football team in your junior schools or whatever, dont tell me youd be a soccer fan

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by Negative Creep ] ++


Your the only person I have no hate for. Your flawless, its impossible for me to make up a joke about you because I dont do jokes unless they are insults

Do me.

 

[Negative Creep]

This is sick. People want to be insulted. Whats going on?

I also dont know how to, anyone I havent done I couldnt think of anything

 

[Chxta]

The world is sick baby girl. Get used to it.

 

[JCK]

Blandie, you really should think a career as a standup comedian :thumb:

Good job

 

[flieeeekke]

some quite good jokes in here.

 

[Dan]

++ [ originally posted by Negative Creep ] ++
"dont count on it blandest, your not my type. I like classy girls. No wheres that balloon so I can fill it with my own piss and throw it at another human being"











Incuborossonero

Now do one about me

 

[Emma]

:dielaugh:

this is the best thread ive ever read on juventuz.

your too much blandie