Juventuz joke thread (6 Viewers)

[Majed]

++ [ originally posted by Negative Creep ] ++
Reasons people eat Pizza.

Nick - To 'keep in touch with his roots'
Blandest - Because Emma bought it and its free
Shadowfax - Because he wants to be Italian
Andy - Because Burke is doing it.

Another one!!

 

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[Daddi]

Okay, didn't take the time to read the sh1t in this thread, so I didn't know it was this kind of jokethread, twit.

 

[Negative Creep]

Whos a twit?


Blandest.


Whos a twat?

David Del Piero.


Whats worse?
Twat. A twit can change.

 

[Negative Creep]

Whos this?

'Your a muslim terrorist'
'Your a camel ****er'
'Your a dirty english junkie'
'Your a wop'

Oh is that right wigga?

'booohooo hooo thats not fair. Your racist. I have no time for racist jokes. I have no respect for you. Your worthless. '

 

[Dragon]

++ [ originally posted by Negative Creep ] ++
Whos this?

'Your a muslim terrorist'
'Your a camel ****er'
'Your a dirty english junkie'
'Your a wop'

Oh is that right wigga?

'booohooo hooo thats not fair. Your racist. I have no time for racist jokes. I have no respect for you. Your worthless. '

Make one about me damnit!

 

[Negative Creep]

Or this?

Non-american: "Man american blows."

The mystery man: "daa daa da daaa Oh say can you seee.....Ok thats enough. Im tired of this anti-american blah blah..."

 

[Negative Creep]

This is like the riddle thread for the mentally challenged like me.

 

[Daddi]

Negative Creep wants more posts

 

[Negative Creep]

Yeah, thats right.

I live to have a high post count on Juventuz.

 

[Negative Creep]

Insert the most insulting martin joke here.


Dammit I cant think of any!

 

[Negative Creep]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++

Make one about me damnit!

I cant think of any.

You and Martin are impossible. You need to stop restricting yourself on here so I can pick up on your bad points and totally exploit them for my own entertainment.

 

[Negative Creep]

"Oh yeah"








Vinman (swimsuit edition)

 

[Negative Creep]

"man this sucks"











The ever negative River

 

[Negative Creep]

"Hey River, want to try cocaine with me?"










Me, sorry River

 

[Negative Creep]

"Ok Blandest might be making this thread exciting, but lets get it back on topic. Heres a short Questionnaire about me for you to fill out"



















IncuboRossonerblow.

 

[Negative Creep]

"dont count on it blandest, your not my type. I like classy girls. No wheres that balloon so I can fill it with my own piss and throw it at another human being"











Incuborossonero

 

[Negative Creep]

"oh my godness claire, how can you use this words"
"claire, you should of not said that about yourself!"







Nicole

 

[Ramin]

..

You talking with yourself?

Once it reaches page 3, make sure that all the posts are by you. As DDp puts it, you'd have more posts.

 

[Negative Creep]

"Is it my fault im the only creative person here?"







Me

 

[Ramin]

..

Make a joke about me. Though you dont know me enough to make one. In that case go with another Mikhail one