Nick - To 'keep in touch with his roots'
Blandest - Because Emma bought it and its free
Shadowfax - Because he wants to be Italian
Andy - Because Burke is doing it.
EDIT: Easy Andy!.. You have to admit that it was good... specially for frustrated people like us US soccer fans... Things are getting better, but that doesn't mean we can't see the funny side of it
Your the only person I have no hate for. Your flawless, its impossible for me to make up a joke about you because I dont do jokes unless they are insults