Juventuz joke thread (4 Viewers)

[ALC]

@Siamak

Why do women talk so much and men think so much?

Spoiler

because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads

 

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[Siamak]

An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." "You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."



A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."

 

[DAiDEViL]

Paratici is in the Legends section.

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No one? I thought it was a good one.

 

[ALC]

 

[Oggy]

Paratici is in the Legends section.

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No one? I thought it was a good one.

And I came here to write other Paratici joke, but it became too depressing too quickly...

 

[suligodsilla]

Why do women watch porns until the end?

Spoiler: ..

Because they believe that in the end there will be a wedding.

 

[Siamak]

A blonde, out for a walk, comes to a river and sees another

blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo hoo!" she shouts, "How can
I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river, then down the river,
then shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

 

[Siamak]

What did the penis say to the condom?
“Cover me, I’m going in!”

 

[Allegri_is_God]

All those jokes are pathetic. You dont know real funny jokes if you are not from FRMR Yugoslavia. Sorry but thats the fact

 

[Siamak]

All those jokes are pathetic. You dont know real funny jokes if you are not from FRMR Yugoslavia. Sorry but thats the fact

post a joke.

 

[Siamak]

Did you hear about when Bob Ross was having sex with his wife?

The condom broke and he ended up making a happy little mistake accident

 

[Siamak]

A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually.