Juventuz joke thread (4 Viewers)


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Nov 10, 2009
A husband and wife are talking about what they're going to buy each other for Christmas.

Wife: I think this year I'm going to buy you a new watch so you know what time to come home from the pub.
Husband: I think this year I'm not going to buy you anything.
Wife: Why not!
Husband: there's no point, you still haven't used what I bought you last year
Wife: didn't I? Sorry dear. I don't remember, what did you buy me last year?
Husband: A prepaid funeral package...

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