Tuttosmut- May 31st, 2011
Bendover Rovers F.C. Chairman Sergio Lenza Jr, who obtained his multi billion dollar fortune in the beastiality pornography and 3-cheese Ravioli Business, has announced today that his main target in the summer transfer window is Hoori, Massage Therapist for Stomachi Grassi F.C. The patron will be taking time out of his schedule while in the production of "A Day at the Races with Jenna Jameson" to meet with the board of Grassi F.C. to put forth a 15 million euro bid for the massage therapist hailed as the "Baggio of Ball Rubbing". It is reported that she has already agreed to terms on a 5 year 20 million dollar "personal services" contract, which will have her heading up the therapist division for Rovers F.C., as well as other commitments.
When pressed for what those other commitments would be, Lenza commented, "I have one word for you. Mooooo....................................."